to read: “Oh Bother!” said Pooh as hid Piglet’s corpse
to hear from your partner: “When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape”
to hear from a co-worker: “I cried at the end of ‘Scarface”
to hear from a male work colleague “Do these pants make my dick look fat?”
RoadDave 
ok, if that’s all the bad things you can come up with…. Life’s good. – well passable.
“Where is all the blood coming from?”