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Deadlines and Diaper Donnie is Upset


Today is July 31st. On August 1st if Canada doesn’t do a deal with Diaper Donnie, he’ll put some horrible tariffs in place against Canadian goods being imported by Americans into America.

Ooooh, we’re shaking in our boots up here. This is somewhere around the fifth deadline this year from The American Pedo-In-Chief, all of which suddenly get extended, or don’t exist anymore. Last night The Grifter, Serial Bankrupt and Pussy Grabber was annoyed that Canada was willing to recognize Palestine as a state at the UN. So he said there wouldn’t be a deal and has also said that Canada is ‘nasty’ to deal with.

Canadians have heard all this crap before and we don’t take kindly to it. Canadians have retaliated with Elbows Up. Canada to US tourism has dropped by 40%, representing an estimated $12 Billion in lost revenue to the US. Grocery products in Canadian stores have slipped by one estimate, 18% of sales. Consumers actively go out of their way to, often, turning US products upside down on the shelves, or going outside to farm gate markets to buy local, Canadian products, or at least not American products, shopping other countries, like Mexico, Brazil, Costa Rica and so on.

Then there is the problems US producers are having: Tariffs imposed by Washington have caused Wal-Mart to raise prices on several hundred products that either are imported, or use imported materials in their manufacture. Ford and General Motors have both said their prices are going up anywhere from $2,000 to $6,000 per unit because parts that make up a vehicle cross borders all the time and the tariffs get applied all over the place.

A good example of Shit-For-Brains not knowing which hole to put it in, is Aluminum. The entire United States of America produces about 600,000 tons of aluminum every year. Cans, cars and aircraft, aside from foil for QAnon Tin Hats are all made with aluminum. Quebec by itself, produces 4,000,000 million tons a year and a lot of it is super-high purity aerospace grade aluminum. Go ask Lockheed where they get the metal for the F-35: It ain’t re-melted Pabst Blue Ribbon Cans.

Electricity is another irritant for The Beauty Pageant Inspector: Most of New York State, Ohio, Michigan and Illinois get their electricity from Quebec and Ontario. Oil? Canada exports about 4 Million Barrels a day to the US. The US can’t even refine their own “drill baby drill’ oil because it is high-sulfur fracking crude that the US doesn’t have refineries able to refine.

Which is why the media coverage of the mythical deadline of tomorrow for a ‘deal’ is a yawn up here. The EU cut a deal last week, which says nothing, is not binding, has no legal status and costs the EU nothing. The Japanese Trade Deal with Mushroom Dick is not even an Memorandum of Understanding, has no enforcement mechanism and does not send a half-billion dollars to the US, despite what he says. The same is true with the groundbreaking deals with Myanmar, Cote d’Ivorie, Ghana and Peru. In fact Ghana a fair-sized chocolate producer is raising their prices significantly for the product, so Hershey’s can go suck it and raise their prices.

It is all smoke and mirrors as the Orange Taint-Stain tries to distract from Epstein and from his failures on the home front. Like rebuilding with FEMA after floods and hurricanes have decimated the US housing construction industry. Masked men in ICE vests kidnapping citizens off the streets. Calling opponents scum (Gavin NewScum) or having his surrogates tell everyone that there is so much prosperity that they can’t even handle it, as well as the six wars that Bone Spurs has personally stopped. Except Ukraine, let’s not talk about that.

Really, it’s Thursday Afternoon. Canada does not care. Same Shit, Different Day and TACO Don won’t do jack. And if he does, well, #FAFO, which is Fuck Around and Find Out.

Daddy Elon and Daddy Donny are Divorcing (During Pride no less!)


If you’ve been following the latest shitstorm out of the US yesterday and today you will know that the MAGA Daddy Elon has said that the Big Beautiful Bill sucks a load of dick. It’s a fraud, a massive lie, will do nothing for Amerikans and will increase the debt by some huge number.

Meanwhile MAGA Daddy Donny has said that Elon was unliked by Cabinet and Barron. Stephen Miller disliked Elon ’cause Elon was shanking Miller’s wife, etc. etc.

Elon retaliated with Trump is all over the Epstein Files and Donny is afraid to release the files and be a documented pedo, as well as a convicted sexual abuser.

Does this not sum up the entire MAGA movement?

Two Daddy figures that everyone must obey, both men, neither particularly bright, or honest.

Two Daddy figures who inherited money and never did an honest days’ work with their hands.

Two Daddy figures who would steal, lie, cheat, fudge, shade, bribe and break any and all laws and then deny they did it, or deny that any of it applies to them, then sue the judge for daring to apply the laws to them.

Two Daddy figures with egos large enough to have separate area codes.

Two Daddy figures who have no vague idea how to maintain some kind of consensual relationship with a female of the species unless they transactionally pay for it, grab a handful of it, or bury the body on a golf course.

Two Daddy figures who have no spiritual aspect to their personalities; one cannot say what his favourite passage in the Bible is but professes bigly knowledge of said Bible

Two Daddy figures who are both grifters on a massive scale, primarily from taxpayer dollars, but also from their economically marginalized supporters.

And so on.

Let us examine the catfight from an independent lens.

MAGA fans worshiping two (!) Daddy figures. That sure sounds CIS gendered to me and isn’t that what MAGA wants? A traditional set of family values ( Note to WordPress, we need a sarcasm font) for the support of Amerikan Family Values! Um, two Daddys?

MAGA fans wanted honest governance to “Drain The Swamp”. They got one who lives and dies on the government subsidies for his EV car business, his space rocket business and his internet business. The other signed +200 Executive orders cutting core government programs, ignoring states’ pleas for disaster assistance and demanded several large law firms pony up millions in free work for him and possibly for the government, or they wouldn’t get ANY federal business, be blacklisted and booted out of every federal building.

MAGA wanted someone to make America Great, meaning respected, leading on the world stage and building wealth beyond measure. The G7 has invited the US to get fucked. Canada, the closest and best neighbour has Elbows Up as the ending of the national anthem, O Canada. Travel from Canada to the US has dropped by 49%, approximately 10 Billion dollars this year alone. The EU said #FAFO and Trump folded like a tissue paper tent in a rainstorm. China said the same thing and the tariffs went from 145% to 15% in a classic Art Of The Deal strategy. The strategy in Art Of The Deal is called “Wave your dick around like a bully then cry like a little bitch when we kick you in the balls and invite you to go fuck yourself”

Folks, Amerika is not Number 1, by any measure, except sheer stupidity. The rest of the world does not trust you, believe you, or even admire you a little bit. Amerika has become a laughing stock. Nobody wants your products or services, in fact many countries have countervailed duties making your stuff too expensive to buy and are encouraging local purveyors of the same stuff, Canada being a good example: Millions of shoppers putting “Made In Amerika” products back on the shelf, but upside down so we know not to touch them. They rot on the shelves and we send them back.

You were promised so much winning. You got two Daddy figures who are getting a nasty divorce, in Pride Month, which is tellingly ironic. They’re spitting on each other like snotty kids in Grade Three.

The rest of the world will welcome you back, personally and perhaps financially, after you get rid of those two Daddy figures. They are your problem.

A majority of you elected them. Amerika is better than this and smarter than this. Your Constitution has the needed provisions. You’ve shown the courage before and you are deep down still brave enough to do it again.

Yes, you got scared on 9/11, we all did, but we’ve sucked it up and so can you.

But YOU have to do it. And we’ll be here once you get it done, but until then, we’re moving on without you.