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Deadlines and Diaper Donnie is Upset


Today is July 31st. On August 1st if Canada doesn’t do a deal with Diaper Donnie, he’ll put some horrible tariffs in place against Canadian goods being imported by Americans into America.

Ooooh, we’re shaking in our boots up here. This is somewhere around the fifth deadline this year from The American Pedo-In-Chief, all of which suddenly get extended, or don’t exist anymore. Last night The Grifter, Serial Bankrupt and Pussy Grabber was annoyed that Canada was willing to recognize Palestine as a state at the UN. So he said there wouldn’t be a deal and has also said that Canada is ‘nasty’ to deal with.

Canadians have heard all this crap before and we don’t take kindly to it. Canadians have retaliated with Elbows Up. Canada to US tourism has dropped by 40%, representing an estimated $12 Billion in lost revenue to the US. Grocery products in Canadian stores have slipped by one estimate, 18% of sales. Consumers actively go out of their way to, often, turning US products upside down on the shelves, or going outside to farm gate markets to buy local, Canadian products, or at least not American products, shopping other countries, like Mexico, Brazil, Costa Rica and so on.

Then there is the problems US producers are having: Tariffs imposed by Washington have caused Wal-Mart to raise prices on several hundred products that either are imported, or use imported materials in their manufacture. Ford and General Motors have both said their prices are going up anywhere from $2,000 to $6,000 per unit because parts that make up a vehicle cross borders all the time and the tariffs get applied all over the place.

A good example of Shit-For-Brains not knowing which hole to put it in, is Aluminum. The entire United States of America produces about 600,000 tons of aluminum every year. Cans, cars and aircraft, aside from foil for QAnon Tin Hats are all made with aluminum. Quebec by itself, produces 4,000,000 million tons a year and a lot of it is super-high purity aerospace grade aluminum. Go ask Lockheed where they get the metal for the F-35: It ain’t re-melted Pabst Blue Ribbon Cans.

Electricity is another irritant for The Beauty Pageant Inspector: Most of New York State, Ohio, Michigan and Illinois get their electricity from Quebec and Ontario. Oil? Canada exports about 4 Million Barrels a day to the US. The US can’t even refine their own “drill baby drill’ oil because it is high-sulfur fracking crude that the US doesn’t have refineries able to refine.

Which is why the media coverage of the mythical deadline of tomorrow for a ‘deal’ is a yawn up here. The EU cut a deal last week, which says nothing, is not binding, has no legal status and costs the EU nothing. The Japanese Trade Deal with Mushroom Dick is not even an Memorandum of Understanding, has no enforcement mechanism and does not send a half-billion dollars to the US, despite what he says. The same is true with the groundbreaking deals with Myanmar, Cote d’Ivorie, Ghana and Peru. In fact Ghana a fair-sized chocolate producer is raising their prices significantly for the product, so Hershey’s can go suck it and raise their prices.

It is all smoke and mirrors as the Orange Taint-Stain tries to distract from Epstein and from his failures on the home front. Like rebuilding with FEMA after floods and hurricanes have decimated the US housing construction industry. Masked men in ICE vests kidnapping citizens off the streets. Calling opponents scum (Gavin NewScum) or having his surrogates tell everyone that there is so much prosperity that they can’t even handle it, as well as the six wars that Bone Spurs has personally stopped. Except Ukraine, let’s not talk about that.

Really, it’s Thursday Afternoon. Canada does not care. Same Shit, Different Day and TACO Don won’t do jack. And if he does, well, #FAFO, which is Fuck Around and Find Out.

Daddy Elon and Daddy Donny are Divorcing (During Pride no less!)


If you’ve been following the latest shitstorm out of the US yesterday and today you will know that the MAGA Daddy Elon has said that the Big Beautiful Bill sucks a load of dick. It’s a fraud, a massive lie, will do nothing for Amerikans and will increase the debt by some huge number.

Meanwhile MAGA Daddy Donny has said that Elon was unliked by Cabinet and Barron. Stephen Miller disliked Elon ’cause Elon was shanking Miller’s wife, etc. etc.

Elon retaliated with Trump is all over the Epstein Files and Donny is afraid to release the files and be a documented pedo, as well as a convicted sexual abuser.

Does this not sum up the entire MAGA movement?

Two Daddy figures that everyone must obey, both men, neither particularly bright, or honest.

Two Daddy figures who inherited money and never did an honest days’ work with their hands.

Two Daddy figures who would steal, lie, cheat, fudge, shade, bribe and break any and all laws and then deny they did it, or deny that any of it applies to them, then sue the judge for daring to apply the laws to them.

Two Daddy figures with egos large enough to have separate area codes.

Two Daddy figures who have no vague idea how to maintain some kind of consensual relationship with a female of the species unless they transactionally pay for it, grab a handful of it, or bury the body on a golf course.

Two Daddy figures who have no spiritual aspect to their personalities; one cannot say what his favourite passage in the Bible is but professes bigly knowledge of said Bible

Two Daddy figures who are both grifters on a massive scale, primarily from taxpayer dollars, but also from their economically marginalized supporters.

And so on.

Let us examine the catfight from an independent lens.

MAGA fans worshiping two (!) Daddy figures. That sure sounds CIS gendered to me and isn’t that what MAGA wants? A traditional set of family values ( Note to WordPress, we need a sarcasm font) for the support of Amerikan Family Values! Um, two Daddys?

MAGA fans wanted honest governance to “Drain The Swamp”. They got one who lives and dies on the government subsidies for his EV car business, his space rocket business and his internet business. The other signed +200 Executive orders cutting core government programs, ignoring states’ pleas for disaster assistance and demanded several large law firms pony up millions in free work for him and possibly for the government, or they wouldn’t get ANY federal business, be blacklisted and booted out of every federal building.

MAGA wanted someone to make America Great, meaning respected, leading on the world stage and building wealth beyond measure. The G7 has invited the US to get fucked. Canada, the closest and best neighbour has Elbows Up as the ending of the national anthem, O Canada. Travel from Canada to the US has dropped by 49%, approximately 10 Billion dollars this year alone. The EU said #FAFO and Trump folded like a tissue paper tent in a rainstorm. China said the same thing and the tariffs went from 145% to 15% in a classic Art Of The Deal strategy. The strategy in Art Of The Deal is called “Wave your dick around like a bully then cry like a little bitch when we kick you in the balls and invite you to go fuck yourself”

Folks, Amerika is not Number 1, by any measure, except sheer stupidity. The rest of the world does not trust you, believe you, or even admire you a little bit. Amerika has become a laughing stock. Nobody wants your products or services, in fact many countries have countervailed duties making your stuff too expensive to buy and are encouraging local purveyors of the same stuff, Canada being a good example: Millions of shoppers putting “Made In Amerika” products back on the shelf, but upside down so we know not to touch them. They rot on the shelves and we send them back.

You were promised so much winning. You got two Daddy figures who are getting a nasty divorce, in Pride Month, which is tellingly ironic. They’re spitting on each other like snotty kids in Grade Three.

The rest of the world will welcome you back, personally and perhaps financially, after you get rid of those two Daddy figures. They are your problem.

A majority of you elected them. Amerika is better than this and smarter than this. Your Constitution has the needed provisions. You’ve shown the courage before and you are deep down still brave enough to do it again.

Yes, you got scared on 9/11, we all did, but we’ve sucked it up and so can you.

But YOU have to do it. And we’ll be here once you get it done, but until then, we’re moving on without you.

Bagels!


This might start some flame wars, but hey, vigorous discussion is a key to an actual life and this is especially true if the subject has nothing to do with international affairs, politics or religion.

Bagels. The doughy, savory, boiled, tasty baked good. History is foggy on where it came from, but we have had a handheld round-ish baked bread thing that your could stuff in your face as nourishment since 1610, which is historically the first mention. Bagels have a fearsome reputation, each region believeing theirs is the One, True and Only type of Bagel that should be allowed. We’ll do an inventory of the ones I have personally consumed with remarks as warranted.

The New York Bagel: Considered the Gold Standard by people who don’t know shit. I’ve had one, with lox, at Katz’ Deli. They’re good, but it is sort of like watching a Beach Boys Tribute band, but you’re not quite drunk enough. Sesame is the standard and it is fine. Nothing wrong with it, but the hole in the middle is smaller.

The Montreal Bagel: Specifically from St. Viateur Bagel which has kept the original recipe since 1957. It is a little bigger than the NY Bagel, a touch sweeter and has a bigger hole in the middle. The outer texture is crispy, as they are cooked in a wood-burning oven after a 30 second honey-water bath.

Toronto Bagel: It’s a deformed Kaiser Roll with a hole in the middle. Not worth the time to eat, let alone buy. If you have never had a bagel, you could do worse, but expect nothing more than Wonder Bread and all the flavour of the exterior packaging. Toronto Bagels also come in 147 different flavours to try and mask their stale, bland and dissapointing taste.

Ottawa Bagel: If a New York Bagel and a Montreal Bagel had an in-bred family member, this is where you land. Not quite as sweet as a Montreal bagel, hand-formed, with a larger hole than the NYC cousin, boiled, usually in a mix of honey water and lye to give you the chewy, well-coloured crust and then baked on long wooden planks in a wood-burning oven. That’s the ones you want.

Other countries and places have their favourites and styles, but they are but peasants, distant relatives and they owe you money that they will never repay. I include the Chicago style, St. Louis Style and even San Francisco style. We shudder at the possibilities. Mass-produced, machine-made and nationally distributed products exist. If that is what you prefer, then we question your self-esteem and wonder why you are punishing yourself. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?

What to have on a bagel? By themselves, fresh, hot from the oven, plain, sesame seeds, poppy seeds, or for a lark, the “Everything” bagel, which has onion powder, garlic powder, pepper and sometimes salt is completely appropriate. Toasted or not is a choice. Sliced or not is also a choice. A bagel sandwich is acceptable as well, smoked salmon, or lox, or egg salad is traditional. So is a half-pound of really, really good smoked meat or pastrami, also hand-sliced and steaming hot. Kale slaw? No, stop that nonsense.

Here’s one I had for lunch today: An Ottawa Bagel (Kettleman’s) toasted with butter, a side of real cheddar cheese with some crispy bacon and sweet bread and butter pickles. Uncomplicated, not kosher, carbs, protein, salt, sugar, sesame seeds. Eat with gusto and a side of good coffee. The credit for this goes to someone lost in time, but her name was Madeline L. Wherever she is, she introduced me to what we call the BBC. As in Bagels, Bacon and Cheese.

Bagel, Bacon Cheese and Pickles on a plate

So now we ask, what is your favourite bagel, flavour, style and sides? Hit comments and away we go.

King, Queen, Canada


For our Amerikan readers, a bit of explainer. Canada is a Constitutional Monarchy. Laws are passed in the name of the monarch. In our case, that’s now King Charles. Charles has a representative in Canada, the Governor-General, Mary Simon, who acts on his behalf as the ‘signer’ of the laws as needed. Parliament, actually promulgates the laws and the Senate, a chamber of frequently sober second thought, reviews them, in full, transparent democracy of majority rules in keeping with our Constitution.

In reality, the British Monarchy has as much to do with laws in Canada as the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade has on Czech Republic Fiscal Policy. It is more a tradition, but one the majority of Canadians like. Yes, I have met Charles, back when he was Prince Charles and yes, I did meet his Mom, during the Canada 125 celebrations on Parliament Hill.

King Charles, who lives over the store and took over the family business when his Mom, Queen Elizabeth passed away, is going to be addressing the opening of Parliament this afternoon. Most of us want him to start with “Glad to be here, Elbows Up and Fuck You Diaper Donny! So let’s go get a beer and some lunch…” Unfortunately this might not happen quite that way.

For certain Felon 47 will have his Depends in a twist over King Charles flying in and adding the Pomp and Circumstance to our government as a real Monarch. Not some incoherent cognitive failure Wannabe king, convicted felon, sexual abuser and serial bankrupt with a son who couldn’t get into Harvard. As evidence,

I present the actual text from Diaper Don, on Fox News and I am merely transcribing it. Fox News asked Felon 47 what he’d do differently from Biden on Ukraine: Well, what I would do, is I would, we would, we have tremendous military capability and what we can do without planes, to be honest with you, without 44-year old jets, what we can do is enormous, and we should be doing it and we should be helping them to survive and they’re doing an amazing job.” Source is Snopes and is correctly attributed

I do know a little bit about how Royal Speeches are created, which is a long story, but back in my history as a speechwriter in the 90’s. These things are not impromptu chatty meanderings, there is much vetting of everything including how the under-medicated might interpret the words or phrases. There is dilligence, intelligence and clarity throughout. Here’s the full text of King Charles III remarks:

Honourable Senators, members of the House of Commons,

It is with a sense of deep pride and pleasure that my wife and I join you here today, as we witness Canadians coming together in a renewed sense of national pride, unity, and hope.

I would like to acknowledge that we are gathered on the unceded territory of the Algonquin Anishinaabeg people. This land acknowledgement is a recognition of shared history as a nation. While continuing to deepen my own understanding, it is my great hope that in each of your communities, and collectively as a country, a path is found toward truth and reconciliation, in both word and deed.

This is my 20th visit to Canada, spread over the course of more than half a century, and my first as Sovereign. As I have said before, “Every time I come to Canada a little more of Canada seeps into my bloodstream – and from there straight to my heart.”

I have always had the greatest admiration for Canada’s unique identity, which is recognized across the world for bravery and sacrifice in defence of national values, and for the diversity and kindness of Canadians.

To the First Nations, Inuit, and Métis Peoples – you have welcomed my family and myself to your traditional lands with great warmth and hospitality, for which I am humbly grateful.

This year, we mark the 80th anniversary of V-E Day and V-J Day. On Juno Beach, at Dieppe, on the Somme, at Beaumont-Hamel, at Ypres, and on Vimy Ridge. At those places, and many others, forever etched into our memories, Canadians fought and died alongside our closest allies.

Today, I see representatives from every part of Canada – from St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador, to Victoria, British Columbia, and Arviat, Nunavut. I see the guardians of the fundamental rights and freedoms guaranteed in the Canadian Charter and, as King, I thank you for your service to your fellow Canadians, across the length and breadth of this vast and great nation.

You speak for your communities, representing an incredible richness of cultures, languages, and perspectives. We owe it to this generation, and those who succeed us, to think and act for the greater good of all. While the world faces unprecedented challenges, generating uncertainties across the continents with regards to peace and stability, economics, and climate change, your communities have the skills and determination to bring a wealth of solutions.

By fostering collaboration and engaging in respectful, constructive debates, you will ensure this Government is capable of bold and fair action to support Canadians.

It has been nearly 70 years since the Sovereign first opened Parliament. In the time since, Canada has dramatically changed: repatriating its Constitution, achieving full independence, and witnessing immense growth. Canada has embraced its British, French, and Indigenous roots, and become a bold, ambitious, innovative country that is bilingual, truly multicultural, and committed to reconciliation.

The Crown has for so long been a symbol of unity for Canada. It also represents stability and continuity from the past to the present. As it should, it stands proudly as a symbol of Canada today, in all her richness and dynamism.

Opening

When my dear late mother, Queen Elizabeth II, opened a new Canadian Parliament in 1957, the Second World War remained a fresh, painful memory. The Cold War was intensifying. Freedom and democracy were under threat. Canada was emerging as a growing economic power and a force for peace in the world. In the decades since, history has been punctuated by epoch-making events: the Vietnam War, the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the start of the War on Terror. Today, Canada faces another critical moment.

Democracy, pluralism, the rule of law, self-determination, and freedom are values which Canadians hold dear, and ones which the Government is determined to protect.

The system of open global trade that, while not perfect, has helped to deliver prosperity for Canadians for decades, is changing. Canada’s relationships with partners are also changing.

We must be clear-eyed: the world is a more dangerous and uncertain place than at any point since the Second World War. Canada is facing challenges that are unprecedented in our lifetimes.

Many Canadians are feeling anxious and worried about the drastically changing world around them.

Fundamental change is always unsettling. Yet this moment is also an incredible opportunity. An opportunity for renewal. An opportunity to think big and to act bigger. An opportunity for Canada to embark on the largest transformation of its economy since the Second World War. A confident Canada, which has welcomed new Canadians, including from some of the most tragic global conflict zones, can seize this opportunity by recognising that all Canadians can give themselves far more than any foreign power on any continent can ever take away. And that by staying true to Canadian values, Canada can build new alliances and a new economy that serves all Canadians.

Building new relationships with the United States and the world

The Prime Minister and the President of the United States, for example, have begun defining a new economic and security relationship between Canada and the U.S., rooted in mutual respect and founded on common interests, to deliver transformational benefits for both sovereign nations.

In parallel, the Government is working to strengthen its relationships with reliable trading partners and allies around the world, recognizing that Canada has what the world needs and the values the world respects.

Canada is ready to build a coalition of like-minded countries that share its values, that believe in international co-operation and the free and open exchange of goods, services, and ideas.

In this new, fast-evolving world, Canada is ready to lead. This will be demonstrated in June, when Canada convenes the G7 Summit.

Building a more affordable Canada

The Government is guided by its conviction that the economy is only truly strong when it serves everyone.

Many Canadians are struggling to get ahead. The Government is responding, reducing middle-class taxes

and saving two-income families up to $840 a year. It will cut the GST on homes at or under $1 million for first-time homebuyers, delivering savings of up to $50,000. And it will lower the GST on homes between $1 million and $1.5 million.

The Government will protect the programs that are already saving families thousands of dollars every year. These include child care and pharmacare. In addition to these, the Government has recently expanded the Canadian Dental Care Plan to cover about eight million Canadians, saving the average person more than $800 per year.

Building a stronger Canada

The Government’s overarching goal – its core mission – is to build the strongest economy in the G7. That starts with creating one Canadian economy out of thirteen. Internal barriers to trade and labour mobility cost Canada as much as $200 billion each year. The Government will introduce legislation to remove all remaining federal barriers to internal trade and labour mobility by Canada Day.

Numerous premiers have already taken vital steps to break down provincial and territorial barriers to trade. Together, we will build on that progress to deliver free trade across the nation by Canada Day. This is critical to unlocking Canada’s full economic potential, but it’s not enough.

To build Canada strong, the Government is working closely with provinces, territories, and Indigenous Peoples to identify and catalyse projects of national significance. Projects that will connect Canada, that will deepen Canada’s ties with the world, and that will create high-paying jobs for generations.

Given the pace of change and the scale of opportunities, speed is of the essence. Through the creation of a new Major Federal Project Office, the time needed to approve a project will be reduced from five years to two; all while upholding Canada’s world-leading environmental standards and its constitutional obligations to Indigenous Peoples.

The Government will also strike co-operation agreements with every interested province and territory within six months to realize its goal of “one project, one review.”

When Canadians come together, Canada builds things that last.

By removing these barriers that have held back our economy, we will unleash a new era of growth that will ensure we don’t just survive ongoing trade wars, but emerge from them stronger than ever. It will enable Canada to become the world’s leading energy superpower in both clean and conventional energy. To build an industrial strategy that will make Canada more globally competitive, while fighting climate change. To build hundreds of thousands of good careers in the skilled trades. And to

build Canada into the world’s leading hub for science and innovation.

Critically, the Government will undertake a series of measures to help double the rate of home building while creating an entirely new housing industry – using Canadian technology, Canadian skilled workers, and Canadian lumber.

The Government will introduce measures to deliver affordable homes by creating Build Canada Homes. This mission-driven organization will act to accelerate the development of new affordable housing. It will invest in the growth of the prefabricated and modular housing industry.

And it will provide significant financing to affordable home builders. The Government will make the housing market work better, including by cutting municipal development charges in half for all multi-unit housing. The Government will drive supply up to bring housing costs down.

Building a safer and more secure Canada

To be truly strong, Canada must be secure. To that end, the Government will introduce legislation to enhance security at Canada’s borders. Law enforcement and intelligence agencies will have new tools to stop the flow of fentanyl and its precursors. The Canada Border Services Agency will be given new powers to examine goods destined for export, to prevent the transport of illegal and stolen products,

including cars.

The Government will protect Canada’s sovereignty by rebuilding, rearming, and reinvesting in the Canadian Armed Forces. It will boost Canada’s defence industry by joining ReArm Europe, to invest in transatlantic security with Canada’s European partners. And it will invest to strengthen its presence in the North, which is an integral part of Canada, as this region faces new threats.

The Government will discharge its duty to protect Canadians and their sovereign rights, from wherever

challenges may come at home or abroad. To keep communities safe, the Government will hire 1,000 more

RCMP personnel. It will change firearms licensing and strengthen enforcement of yellow and red flag laws.

Weapons licences for those convicted of intimate partner violence and those subject to protection orders will be revoked. Through the deployment of scanners, drones and helicopters, additional personnel, and K-9 teams, the Government will stem the tide of illegal guns and drugs across the border.

It will take these steps while protecting the rights of lawabiding gun owners and Indigenous Peoples’ longstanding hunting traditions.

The Government will bring a renewed focus on car theft and home invasions by toughening the Criminal Code to make bail harder to get for repeat offenders charged with committing these crimes, along with human trafficking and drug smuggling.Britain’s Queen Camilla looks on as Britain’s King Charles III delivers the Speech from the Throne during the opening the first session of the 45th Parliament of Canada at the Senate of Canada in Ottawa on May 27, 2025.© VICTORIA JONES

Building a united Canada

During this time of great change, Canadians are uniting behind what makes Canada unique. The French language and the Quebec culture are at the heart of the Canadian identity. They define the country that Canadians and I love so much. Canada is a country that respects and celebrates its official languages and Indigenous languages. The Government is determined to protect the institutions that bring these cultures and this identity to the world, like CBC/Radio-Canada. It will protect the people who give us access to fresh, healthy, and quality food: agricultural producers. And it will protect supply management.

Nature is core to Canada’s identity. In 2022, Canada convened COP15 in Montréal, which concluded with

196 countries striking a historic agreement to protect 30 percent of their lands and 30 percent of waters by 2030. To this end, the Government will protect more of Canada’s nature than ever before through the creation of new national parks, national urban parks, marine protected areas, and other conservation initiatives.

The Government will always protect the rights and freedoms that the Charter guarantees for every Canadian.

The Government will be a reliable partner to Indigenous Peoples, upholding its fundamental commitment to advancing reconciliation. Central to this commitment is the creation of long-term wealth and prosperity with Indigenous Peoples. For that reason, the Government will double the Indigenous Loan Guarantee Program from $5 billion to $10 billion – enabling more Indigenous communities to become owners of major projects. As Canada moves forward with nation-building projects, the Government will always be firmly guided by the principle of free, prior, and informed consent.

Canada’s immigration system has long been a source of pride for Canadians and of dynamism for the economy. The Government is dedicated to rebuilding the trust of Canadians in immigration by restoring balance to the system.

The Government will cap the total number of temporary foreign workers and international students to less than five percent of Canada’s population by 2027. By doing this, the Government will attract the best talent in the world to build our economy, while sending a clear message to Canadians working abroad that there is no better time to come home.

Building Canada Strong by spending less and investing more

In all of its actions, the Government will be guided by a new fiscal discipline: spend less so Canadians can invest more.

Day-to-day government spending – the government’s operating budget – has been growing by nine percent every year. The Government will introduce measures to bring it below two percent.

Transfers to provinces, territories, or individuals will be maintained. The Government will balance its operating budget over the next three years by cutting waste, capping the public service, ending duplication, and deploying technology to improve public sector productivity.

In parallel, the Government will take a series of measures to catalyse new investment to create better jobs and higher incomes for Canadians. The scale of the Government’s initiative will match the challenges of our times and the ambitions of Canadians.

Conclusion

Honourable Senators, Members of the House of Commons,

When my dear late mother addressed your predecessors seven decades ago, she said that in that age, and against the backdrop of international affairs, no nation could live unto itself. It is a source of great pride that, in the following decades, Canada has continued to set an example to the world in her conduct and values, as a force for good.

I wish to express to you and to the people of Canada my heartfelt gratitude, and that of my wife, for the warmth of the welcome which we have received.

As the anthem reminds us: The True North is indeed strong and free!

Members of the House of Commons, you will be asked Conclusion to appropriate the funds to carry out the services and expenditures authorized by Parliament.

May you honour the profound trust bestowed upon you by Canadians, and may God bless and guide you in all your duties.

Tell me, which text is by a person who has full command of their mental faculties, or which text is from a cognitively disabled idiot.

Going Canadian


Since that Orange Twat has repeatedly tried to bully Canada into being absorbed into the Ignorant Horde, Canadians have gone Elbows Up in response with our rallying cry: “I’m Sorry, but Fuck You!”

Tourism to the US is down somewhere around 40%, Air Canada and WestJet have dropped a few hundred flights to US destinations, cross-border shopping is into the toilet, to the point where US border towns are offering deals, acccepting Canadian $ at par and so on. Thank you, but we’re sorry, we’re voting with our wallets and Amerika doesn’t get any.

Which brings us to the trope of See Canada First. The point of the post is to let people share destinations here at home, stories perhaps, or just observations and recommendations of destinations that you like and others might like. Since Roaddave is based in Ottawa, Ontario, many of the initial ones might be in this half of the map, but as others voices add their bits, it will probably widen out.

I’ll kick it off: The Rideau Canal, which runs from Ottawa to Kingston, on Lake Ontario. Opened in 1832 for commercial shipping, but now pleasuring boating, is a 202km long canal and is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Drive along it, or boat it and find literally thousands of beautiful lakes, streams, vistas and towns. With friends, we’ve done the length a few times in various sized cruisers. Even just driving the byways and highways along it, is almost magical. Stop in Jones Falls, Portland, or Westport, all about midway along. Tons of B&B’s, some very nice hotels and utility accomondation.

Halfway between Montreal and Toronto just off the 401 highway (translation for Amerikans, it’s like a big interstate) is Prince Edward County, which is a wine country area, with several dozen wineries within a half-hour drive. Do designate a driver, as the legs and brain go a little soft about mid-afternoon if you are touring wineries. There are some eye-wateringly expensive hotels and some modest and quaint B&B’s nearby. Oddly enough, in season, there are fields of lavender all over.

We could go on for weeks abou things in Canada’s Capital, Ottawa, Pagentry, Pomp, Ceremony, History and that kind of shit that you can look up online. If you can swing it, watch the sunsets over Britannia Bay in the West End. Cross the bridge to Gatineau and find Pataterie Chez Bob (Bob’s Patate) which serves, arguably the very best Poutine in the area. This is not the’Poutine’ you get a McD’s or BK. This is the real stuff. Order a small, as a large is only for people with a parasite that needs hourly feeding at the plus 1200 calories level.

The St. Lawrence Seaway is one of the largest freshwater working ship canals in the world. It’s about a 45 minute drive from Ottawa following highway 401, more or less. Ship watching, parks, recreation areas and, near Morrisburg, the Lost Villages area. When the Seaway was built and flooded, several villages were moved above the flood zone, but not everything was shifted. Scuba divers can lead you to the areas where you can still see some of the Lost Villages.

So there’s the start of Going Canadian. Your comments and suggestions will build out a broader, more comprehensive and personal list. We welcome your comments.