If you’ve been following the latest shitstorm out of the US yesterday and today you will know that the MAGA Daddy Elon has said that the Big Beautiful Bill sucks a load of dick. It’s a fraud, a massive lie, will do nothing for Amerikans and will increase the debt by some huge number.
Meanwhile MAGA Daddy Donny has said that Elon was unliked by Cabinet and Barron. Stephen Miller disliked Elon ’cause Elon was shanking Miller’s wife, etc. etc.
Elon retaliated with Trump is all over the Epstein Files and Donny is afraid to release the files and be a documented pedo, as well as a convicted sexual abuser.
Does this not sum up the entire MAGA movement?
Two Daddy figures that everyone must obey, both men, neither particularly bright, or honest.
Two Daddy figures who inherited money and never did an honest days’ work with their hands.
Two Daddy figures who would steal, lie, cheat, fudge, shade, bribe and break any and all laws and then deny they did it, or deny that any of it applies to them, then sue the judge for daring to apply the laws to them.
Two Daddy figures with egos large enough to have separate area codes.
Two Daddy figures who have no vague idea how to maintain some kind of consensual relationship with a female of the species unless they transactionally pay for it, grab a handful of it, or bury the body on a golf course.
Two Daddy figures who have no spiritual aspect to their personalities; one cannot say what his favourite passage in the Bible is but professes bigly knowledge of said Bible
Two Daddy figures who are both grifters on a massive scale, primarily from taxpayer dollars, but also from their economically marginalized supporters.
And so on.
Let us examine the catfight from an independent lens.
MAGA fans worshiping two (!) Daddy figures. That sure sounds CIS gendered to me and isn’t that what MAGA wants? A traditional set of family values ( Note to WordPress, we need a sarcasm font) for the support of Amerikan Family Values! Um, two Daddys?
MAGA fans wanted honest governance to “Drain The Swamp”. They got one who lives and dies on the government subsidies for his EV car business, his space rocket business and his internet business. The other signed +200 Executive orders cutting core government programs, ignoring states’ pleas for disaster assistance and demanded several large law firms pony up millions in free work for him and possibly for the government, or they wouldn’t get ANY federal business, be blacklisted and booted out of every federal building.
MAGA wanted someone to make America Great, meaning respected, leading on the world stage and building wealth beyond measure. The G7 has invited the US to get fucked. Canada, the closest and best neighbour has Elbows Up as the ending of the national anthem, O Canada. Travel from Canada to the US has dropped by 49%, approximately 10 Billion dollars this year alone. The EU said #FAFO and Trump folded like a tissue paper tent in a rainstorm. China said the same thing and the tariffs went from 145% to 15% in a classic Art Of The Deal strategy. The strategy in Art Of The Deal is called “Wave your dick around like a bully then cry like a little bitch when we kick you in the balls and invite you to go fuck yourself”
Folks, Amerika is not Number 1, by any measure, except sheer stupidity. The rest of the world does not trust you, believe you, or even admire you a little bit. Amerika has become a laughing stock. Nobody wants your products or services, in fact many countries have countervailed duties making your stuff too expensive to buy and are encouraging local purveyors of the same stuff, Canada being a good example: Millions of shoppers putting “Made In Amerika” products back on the shelf, but upside down so we know not to touch them. They rot on the shelves and we send them back.
You were promised so much winning. You got two Daddy figures who are getting a nasty divorce, in Pride Month, which is tellingly ironic. They’re spitting on each other like snotty kids in Grade Three.
The rest of the world will welcome you back, personally and perhaps financially, after you get rid of those two Daddy figures. They are your problem.
A majority of you elected them. Amerika is better than this and smarter than this. Your Constitution has the needed provisions. You’ve shown the courage before and you are deep down still brave enough to do it again.
Yes, you got scared on 9/11, we all did, but we’ve sucked it up and so can you.
But YOU have to do it. And we’ll be here once you get it done, but until then, we’re moving on without you.
RoadDave 