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Vacation Continuation Pt.1


Continuing from the previous post on our vacation to Lake Huron.

While vacationing, one must eat for survival, for simple reasons: If you don’t eat, you don’t shit. If you don’t shit, you die. Dying tends to ruin ones’ day and is a tad permanent.

Food is one of those things that motivate us, not just for sustenance, but for the luxurious pleasures of the table. Combined with travelling about in the area, one seeks out places to dine, if only to find that one undiscovered treasure that only the locals know about. We eschew chain establishments, if only because they are consistently adequate, or are at a minimum, non-toxic.

One place we hit on the out-drive was Butchie’s in Whitby, just outside of Toronto. Andrea Nicholson from Food Network owns the joint and it is named after her Dad. Meat and Three is the staple, so you know the sides are going to be excellent and the meat will make you smile all the way up from your toes. Brisket, done right, no garish sauces, just salt, pepper and smoky low-temp time. Mac and Cheese, perfect and actual french fried potatoes that started as a fifty-pound bag of potatoes, fried and seasoned properly. Burger? Excellent, as expected, char, seasoned, toasted bun, correct condiments and very good coleslaw. Worth a stop if you have to go through the 416.

We use fries as a rudimentary yardstick. If the fries suck, so will the rest of the meal, or at least will have significantly lower expectations. We are of the Belgian or Twice-Fried persuasion when it comes to the humble side. They should never be frozen, but start as whole potatoes. Cut into the size that you desire, fried once at 300 F to almost fully cook the potato, then cooled for a bit to stabilize the starches. Then, cooked to order, (a la minuit) at 370 F to finish cooking to turn the outside into that Golden, Brown and Delicious (GBD) crunch. Seasoned, usually only with salt, as soon as they come out of the fryer then rushed to the diner, hot enough to burn your palate. What to put on them is a longer post with much potential for argument.

Relaxing during vacation time is an imperative. Gazing off into middle-distance, or leafing through your ‘summer’ book is one of the reasons you are on vacation. There is no expectation of profound revelations or astounding intellectual banter. Sometime the most one can hope for is a mumbled apology for farting or grunting if asked if they want another drink. One grunt, “yes” two grunts “no”. This is especially easy when surrounded by friends whom with you have traversed most of the Rideau Canal in a 32 foot cruiser over several days.

Sunsets? Heavens be, we had some glorious ones, facing due west. FYI, these are camera originals, only converted from .NEF to .jpg, no colour correction. There are several dozen more, but these will suffice for give you a taste.

Daytrips are always a fixture. We rambled about, Sauble Beach, a tourist town in summer, home to a sand beach more than seven kilometers in length with delicious white sand. Tourist shops of course, including an old Airstream trailer done up as a coffee bar. Southampton is a charming village town a touch further

south along the peninsula, with a break for lunch. Other trips included an abandoned stone homestead from the earliest days of the area originally built by a prosperous family, but now fallen into disrepair.

A boat tour took a pleasant piece of a whole day, sailing from Tobermory around the large spit of land around the Flower Pot islands and other geologic features peculiar to the area. The Bruce Peninsula is the site of several Parks Canada preserved areas for their geologic uniqueness as well as their wilderness habitat.

Then there were restaurants and brewers. Someone decided that strong cider would be a sound choice, so we did visit a couple of brewers near Thornbury. On the return home, we posit that half the weight of the car was cider in many forms and formulations.

Rambling is one of the lost arts of travel. We’re so invested in getting there, seeing the things on our list and hustling to the next destination that we forget to look out the window and see whatever the hell is out there. In the day we called it following the hood ornament. Since the vast majority of cars no longer have hood ornaments, this is an archaic term, but the concept is to go in that direction, or this direction and whatever shows up, shows up. If we want to stop, we will, or if we’ve discovered a patch of rust belt toxic landfill, we will keep moving. We choose.

As an example, the portrait to the left was done by a high school art student in Wiarton, on found media, specifically a piece of a cardboard box. We had no idea the gallery was hosting a display of the students’ creations, some primitive but showing promise, or this piece that is the result of many hours of diligent study of the form. We didn’t search it out, or Google up “Art in Wiarton”, we just walked into it and spent a few moments enjoying the display.

More highway, more beach and more sand, which sums up rambling. More to come later.

Our Regularly Scheduled Programme


We got side tracked a bit by events from the US who did/did not completely destroy/obliterate/dent/modestly annoy Iran’s nuclear capabilities depending on what colour Kool-Aid you drink.

We had intended to cover off some of the vacation, so that’s what we’ll do.

With another couple of long-standing and his Mom we arranged accommodation at an Air B&B on Lake Huron for seven days of disconnection and reconnection with the outdoors. If you don’t know Lake Huron, it is one of the Great Lakes and we were located near Wiarton Ontario right on the shoreline, essentially looking at the halfway point of the thumb of Michigan. Lake Huron is a couple of hundred kilometers wide at that point, so we couldn’t actually see Michigan, but that should locate our Amerikan readers.

Getting there from home in Ottawa would normally be a seven-hour highway drive, door to door, but we had slightly different plans. One of Marylou’s senior colleagues was retiring and there was a going away ‘do’ for the colleague in the suburbs of Toronto, out near the airport. Marylou wanted to be there to wish the colleague well, so we stopped for the evening at a hotel near the restaurant. The fascinating thing with the hotel is that it is located about 500 meters from the PAPI (Precision Approach Position Indicator) for runway 24L at YYZ. As in right in the friggin’ flightpath, just outside the perimeter fence! Looking out of the hotel room window, aircraft are going right over your head. Look downrange and you can watch the landing lights in the ATC lineup stretching back miles on the final approach of several flights per hour. Turkish, KLM, Air France, WestJet, Porter, Air Canada and most of the US mainline carriers whistled by our fourth floor window.

Next day we pointed the GPS at our destination and rolled in a few hours later.

The first thing you notice getting out of the car is the lack of noise. There is no hum of traffic, the steady drone of air conditioners or the usual city sounds of trucks, construction noises or animals making their presence heard. Instead you hear wind moving trees and leaves around a little bit with the coda of small wind-driven waves barely brushing against the rocky shore. Then a gull cry or the sweet chirp of a robin.

The second thing you notice is the air, filling your nose and your lungs. We live in a city, not one with particularly large manufacturing concerns, mostly office folk, so there is no grand evidence of the economy working. The old saying in Cornwall was if the air stinks, then the people are working. (Cornwall had a large papermill for years and years) Ottawa doesn’t do that, but we still have the noticeable pong of a few hundred thousand people moving around each day in cars, busses and transit.

The air at the lake? Cool and sweet, fresh from blowing across the lake. The occasional waft of something like decaying water grass, but natural and welcoming, never offensive or intrusive. The smell of rocks and soil and sunshine, which can never be adequately described, but is so very calming.

That’s the fascinating part of vacation, you feel the city, the stress, the high-performance vibe, the constant striving, grasping and pressure flowing out of your fingertips, dripping on the ground, leaving your body, turning to dust then blowing away in the breeze.

The usual glad to see you, you guys take this room, we’ve got this one, working up a grocery list, how was the drive, did you see the whatever. Unpack, sort stuff out, have a coffee and sit on the deck. Fortunately the couple we’re with are longtime friends and serial vacationers with us, so dialogue is never obligated or forced and long silences looking out the window are expected and respected.

There were a few drives around the area, being near Wiarton, Ontario, we were obligated by our citizenship to visit the statue to Wiarton Willie. For those who don’t know the story, Wiarton Willie is the weather-predicting groundhog, who every February is forcibly taken from his den and shown the sky, while trying to scratch his handlers to death and pissing on everyone in a two meter radius as he is scared stupid and only half awake being yelled at by the gathered not unsubstantial crowd yelling his name. Legend has it, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of Winter. If he doesn’t see his shadow, Spring will arrive in a month and a half. Or, it is the opposite?

Facing due West, there were several gorgeous sunsets and naturally, several delicious meals, as our travelling companions are like us: We love to eat good, well-prepared delicious food, savouring in tastes and presentations. We swapped duties back and forth and made sure we dined well every day. There were day trips around the area, including a boat tour from Tobermory around Flower Pot island, an old shipwreck in-shore, viewable with the glass-bottom of the cruise boat and some other tourist sites. Nothing challenging, no zip-lines, no cliff climbing. Simple relaxation.

We’ll continue in the next posting, but for now that’s the setup. More to come.

Daddy Elon and Daddy Donny are Divorcing (During Pride no less!)


If you’ve been following the latest shitstorm out of the US yesterday and today you will know that the MAGA Daddy Elon has said that the Big Beautiful Bill sucks a load of dick. It’s a fraud, a massive lie, will do nothing for Amerikans and will increase the debt by some huge number.

Meanwhile MAGA Daddy Donny has said that Elon was unliked by Cabinet and Barron. Stephen Miller disliked Elon ’cause Elon was shanking Miller’s wife, etc. etc.

Elon retaliated with Trump is all over the Epstein Files and Donny is afraid to release the files and be a documented pedo, as well as a convicted sexual abuser.

Does this not sum up the entire MAGA movement?

Two Daddy figures that everyone must obey, both men, neither particularly bright, or honest.

Two Daddy figures who inherited money and never did an honest days’ work with their hands.

Two Daddy figures who would steal, lie, cheat, fudge, shade, bribe and break any and all laws and then deny they did it, or deny that any of it applies to them, then sue the judge for daring to apply the laws to them.

Two Daddy figures with egos large enough to have separate area codes.

Two Daddy figures who have no vague idea how to maintain some kind of consensual relationship with a female of the species unless they transactionally pay for it, grab a handful of it, or bury the body on a golf course.

Two Daddy figures who have no spiritual aspect to their personalities; one cannot say what his favourite passage in the Bible is but professes bigly knowledge of said Bible

Two Daddy figures who are both grifters on a massive scale, primarily from taxpayer dollars, but also from their economically marginalized supporters.

And so on.

Let us examine the catfight from an independent lens.

MAGA fans worshiping two (!) Daddy figures. That sure sounds CIS gendered to me and isn’t that what MAGA wants? A traditional set of family values ( Note to WordPress, we need a sarcasm font) for the support of Amerikan Family Values! Um, two Daddys?

MAGA fans wanted honest governance to “Drain The Swamp”. They got one who lives and dies on the government subsidies for his EV car business, his space rocket business and his internet business. The other signed +200 Executive orders cutting core government programs, ignoring states’ pleas for disaster assistance and demanded several large law firms pony up millions in free work for him and possibly for the government, or they wouldn’t get ANY federal business, be blacklisted and booted out of every federal building.

MAGA wanted someone to make America Great, meaning respected, leading on the world stage and building wealth beyond measure. The G7 has invited the US to get fucked. Canada, the closest and best neighbour has Elbows Up as the ending of the national anthem, O Canada. Travel from Canada to the US has dropped by 49%, approximately 10 Billion dollars this year alone. The EU said #FAFO and Trump folded like a tissue paper tent in a rainstorm. China said the same thing and the tariffs went from 145% to 15% in a classic Art Of The Deal strategy. The strategy in Art Of The Deal is called “Wave your dick around like a bully then cry like a little bitch when we kick you in the balls and invite you to go fuck yourself”

Folks, Amerika is not Number 1, by any measure, except sheer stupidity. The rest of the world does not trust you, believe you, or even admire you a little bit. Amerika has become a laughing stock. Nobody wants your products or services, in fact many countries have countervailed duties making your stuff too expensive to buy and are encouraging local purveyors of the same stuff, Canada being a good example: Millions of shoppers putting “Made In Amerika” products back on the shelf, but upside down so we know not to touch them. They rot on the shelves and we send them back.

You were promised so much winning. You got two Daddy figures who are getting a nasty divorce, in Pride Month, which is tellingly ironic. They’re spitting on each other like snotty kids in Grade Three.

The rest of the world will welcome you back, personally and perhaps financially, after you get rid of those two Daddy figures. They are your problem.

A majority of you elected them. Amerika is better than this and smarter than this. Your Constitution has the needed provisions. You’ve shown the courage before and you are deep down still brave enough to do it again.

Yes, you got scared on 9/11, we all did, but we’ve sucked it up and so can you.

But YOU have to do it. And we’ll be here once you get it done, but until then, we’re moving on without you.

Bagels!


This might start some flame wars, but hey, vigorous discussion is a key to an actual life and this is especially true if the subject has nothing to do with international affairs, politics or religion.

Bagels. The doughy, savory, boiled, tasty baked good. History is foggy on where it came from, but we have had a handheld round-ish baked bread thing that your could stuff in your face as nourishment since 1610, which is historically the first mention. Bagels have a fearsome reputation, each region believeing theirs is the One, True and Only type of Bagel that should be allowed. We’ll do an inventory of the ones I have personally consumed with remarks as warranted.

The New York Bagel: Considered the Gold Standard by people who don’t know shit. I’ve had one, with lox, at Katz’ Deli. They’re good, but it is sort of like watching a Beach Boys Tribute band, but you’re not quite drunk enough. Sesame is the standard and it is fine. Nothing wrong with it, but the hole in the middle is smaller.

The Montreal Bagel: Specifically from St. Viateur Bagel which has kept the original recipe since 1957. It is a little bigger than the NY Bagel, a touch sweeter and has a bigger hole in the middle. The outer texture is crispy, as they are cooked in a wood-burning oven after a 30 second honey-water bath.

Toronto Bagel: It’s a deformed Kaiser Roll with a hole in the middle. Not worth the time to eat, let alone buy. If you have never had a bagel, you could do worse, but expect nothing more than Wonder Bread and all the flavour of the exterior packaging. Toronto Bagels also come in 147 different flavours to try and mask their stale, bland and dissapointing taste.

Ottawa Bagel: If a New York Bagel and a Montreal Bagel had an in-bred family member, this is where you land. Not quite as sweet as a Montreal bagel, hand-formed, with a larger hole than the NYC cousin, boiled, usually in a mix of honey water and lye to give you the chewy, well-coloured crust and then baked on long wooden planks in a wood-burning oven. That’s the ones you want.

Other countries and places have their favourites and styles, but they are but peasants, distant relatives and they owe you money that they will never repay. I include the Chicago style, St. Louis Style and even San Francisco style. We shudder at the possibilities. Mass-produced, machine-made and nationally distributed products exist. If that is what you prefer, then we question your self-esteem and wonder why you are punishing yourself. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?

What to have on a bagel? By themselves, fresh, hot from the oven, plain, sesame seeds, poppy seeds, or for a lark, the “Everything” bagel, which has onion powder, garlic powder, pepper and sometimes salt is completely appropriate. Toasted or not is a choice. Sliced or not is also a choice. A bagel sandwich is acceptable as well, smoked salmon, or lox, or egg salad is traditional. So is a half-pound of really, really good smoked meat or pastrami, also hand-sliced and steaming hot. Kale slaw? No, stop that nonsense.

Here’s one I had for lunch today: An Ottawa Bagel (Kettleman’s) toasted with butter, a side of real cheddar cheese with some crispy bacon and sweet bread and butter pickles. Uncomplicated, not kosher, carbs, protein, salt, sugar, sesame seeds. Eat with gusto and a side of good coffee. The credit for this goes to someone lost in time, but her name was Madeline L. Wherever she is, she introduced me to what we call the BBC. As in Bagels, Bacon and Cheese.

Bagel, Bacon Cheese and Pickles on a plate

So now we ask, what is your favourite bagel, flavour, style and sides? Hit comments and away we go.

Golden Dome Dumb Donny


A couple of days ago a certain Amerikan President as well as convicted felon, sexual assaulter, serial bankrupt and lying sack of shit, named Donny decided to hold a presser. He was touting plans for a big beautiful Air Defense dome over Amerika to prevent anyone from messin with the joint. Fair enough, he even committed $175 Billion to build whatever the hell it is going to be. Felon 47 has said it will be like Israel’s Iron Dome Air Defence, but bigger and more beautiful as part of his money laundering scheme, know as his One Big Beautiful Bill Budget. Oh and Canada wants to be a part of it.

We will explain. Canada has been part of the North American Air Defense plan since the very beginnings of the Cold War. The DEW line, was a line of radar stations across our north, looking as far over the curvature of the Earth as possible for the incoming nuclear bombers of the Godless Soviets. With that Early Warning, we, meaning Amerika, could shoot them down before they bombed Amerika back to the stone age. DEW was the third iteration of some kind of early detection, the previous being Pinetree and Mid-Canada Lines. DEW was far, far North, generally up around 69th parallel. Construction started in 1954 and they went like hell planting the technology, DEW going operational on April 15, 1957. That was about 2 years and 8 months from “Da Fuck??” to “Here’s the keys to 60-some joints” It was a massive undertaking on both sides of border.

It has evolved over the years as technology has evolved. Now, Felon 47 wants to re-invent the wheel in 2025, but this time to look as butch and manly as Bebe Netanyahu in Israel. Nothing has been negotiated, talked about, or even analyzed by grown ups. It is just the Adderall twitches in Felon 47’s brain of some kind of shiny thing to distract everyone from his pitiful failures with Ukraine and negotiations/surrender with China on trade. Felon 47 hasn’t even asked if we want a piece of his hallucination.

Guesstimates on cost are up around 40 TRILLION dollars. The Israeli Iron Dome covers an area about the size of New Jersey and still costs a metric shit ton of money to build, service and run 24/7 in the high-threat environment of Israel. Across the whole top of North America? Shit ton times near-infinity is the likely total. Just another shiny thing that caught his limited attention span.

Golden Dome is an expected distraction from Diaper Don gong to battle with Harvard University. There are unconfirmed rumours that his invisible son Barron applied to Harvard and was told to go look for a a trade school, or a beauty school to take cosmetology and Felon 47 was deeply offended, to the point of revoking Harvard’s Foreign Student permissions and going after any grants or subsidies from the Feds, ostensibly because of their DEI postures. Harvard’s response? “See ya in court asshole!”

This also tries to cover the $12 Billion drop on tourism to the US as the rest of the world opts to go anywhere else. BTW, they’re coming here, to Canada with their money and the US is sucking air. For that, we’re sorry/not sorry in our typical Canadian Way.

Going Canadian


Since that Orange Twat has repeatedly tried to bully Canada into being absorbed into the Ignorant Horde, Canadians have gone Elbows Up in response with our rallying cry: “I’m Sorry, but Fuck You!”

Tourism to the US is down somewhere around 40%, Air Canada and WestJet have dropped a few hundred flights to US destinations, cross-border shopping is into the toilet, to the point where US border towns are offering deals, acccepting Canadian $ at par and so on. Thank you, but we’re sorry, we’re voting with our wallets and Amerika doesn’t get any.

Which brings us to the trope of See Canada First. The point of the post is to let people share destinations here at home, stories perhaps, or just observations and recommendations of destinations that you like and others might like. Since Roaddave is based in Ottawa, Ontario, many of the initial ones might be in this half of the map, but as others voices add their bits, it will probably widen out.

I’ll kick it off: The Rideau Canal, which runs from Ottawa to Kingston, on Lake Ontario. Opened in 1832 for commercial shipping, but now pleasuring boating, is a 202km long canal and is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Drive along it, or boat it and find literally thousands of beautiful lakes, streams, vistas and towns. With friends, we’ve done the length a few times in various sized cruisers. Even just driving the byways and highways along it, is almost magical. Stop in Jones Falls, Portland, or Westport, all about midway along. Tons of B&B’s, some very nice hotels and utility accomondation.

Halfway between Montreal and Toronto just off the 401 highway (translation for Amerikans, it’s like a big interstate) is Prince Edward County, which is a wine country area, with several dozen wineries within a half-hour drive. Do designate a driver, as the legs and brain go a little soft about mid-afternoon if you are touring wineries. There are some eye-wateringly expensive hotels and some modest and quaint B&B’s nearby. Oddly enough, in season, there are fields of lavender all over.

We could go on for weeks abou things in Canada’s Capital, Ottawa, Pagentry, Pomp, Ceremony, History and that kind of shit that you can look up online. If you can swing it, watch the sunsets over Britannia Bay in the West End. Cross the bridge to Gatineau and find Pataterie Chez Bob (Bob’s Patate) which serves, arguably the very best Poutine in the area. This is not the’Poutine’ you get a McD’s or BK. This is the real stuff. Order a small, as a large is only for people with a parasite that needs hourly feeding at the plus 1200 calories level.

The St. Lawrence Seaway is one of the largest freshwater working ship canals in the world. It’s about a 45 minute drive from Ottawa following highway 401, more or less. Ship watching, parks, recreation areas and, near Morrisburg, the Lost Villages area. When the Seaway was built and flooded, several villages were moved above the flood zone, but not everything was shifted. Scuba divers can lead you to the areas where you can still see some of the Lost Villages.

So there’s the start of Going Canadian. Your comments and suggestions will build out a broader, more comprehensive and personal list. We welcome your comments.

Returning to Roaddave


Considering it has been seven plus years since I stopped creating on Roaddave and still people are reading the content, I did some reflection. Why not get back to it? The trolls, bots and under-medicaated still exist, but my resilience to them has changed for the good.

Which means, we’re back baby! Expect the same level of writing, the same insistence on honesty and transparency, the same demand for logic and reason and the same expectation that stupidity, perfidy, grift, lying, cheating, fudging numbers and fucking with tangible reality will be called out.

Loudly.

In large-font headlines.

By name.

With sources and attribution so you can trace it back if you want.

And, where applicable, with copious use of the words that one would not normally use in polite company. If that fucking offends you, go jamb your head up your unwashed ass and fall off a cliff. I do not care.

In point of fact, if your comment is particularly stupid, moronic or asinine, I will likely use it in a post deccrying your inability to spell, think, discern reality, or to adjust your medication within commonly accepted parameters. With full attribution and quotations, likely with your username not obscured.

So if you want to challenge a post, bring the receipts, proper quotations and attributions, or prepare to have me figuratively cut off your head and shit down your neck. I always bring the sources, usually two or three, from real media sources who fact-check. Where it is opinion, it will say Opinion, but the same standards of attribution and factual reliability still stand.

Care to hop back on the pony with me?

Dave.

Why RoadDave is not updated


I’ve been asked by a few followers why RoadDave is not updated and it is time to give you the answer. The audience is the answer: Bots, trolls, the medically unwell and the under-medicated. Political monomaniacs who can’t discuss anything, or even acknowledge that there are other realities outside their own tiny echo chamber. The comments I’ve received over the years have been mostly ok, but so many are vicious, vindictive, violent and objectionable beyond any possible redemption. So, to simplify, fuck it. I don’t need, want or warrant that kind of hysterical abuse in my life. I’ll keep the site up, but that’s it for content. To those who enjoyed it, thank you. For the haters? Bye! I win, you lose.

Three Magic Words for 2018


Yes, this year is almost over.  And, of course, we have to reflect upon it, as that is the mental trope that society insists we must roll around in the muck in order to learn from our past to prevent it becoming our future.

Yes, people got married, had kids, ate well, did good works for all and generally made the wheels of society roll along.  Yes, thousands died in unspeakable horrors, from gas attacks, cruise missiles, gunfire and crazed violence for no better reason than they were at the wrong map reference at the wrong time.  It was a mix, as most years are.  Ghastly, heart-breaking horrors with tears of joy as us humans didn’t manage to blow ourselves up once again.

Wherever you are, we ask one thing:  Do your part to make this next year a nicer one with small, personal gifts of yourself.  Hold the door for someone.  Look up from your phone and see the other inhabitants around you.  Reach out, if only to say hello and acknowledge their part of your planet.  I like to occasionally stop the local firefighters when they’re at the grocery store, shake their hand, say thank you and hope they are bored to tears on this shift.  Same with cops, or paramedics.  It is a little thing.

Will a hundred thousand little things add up to anything that matters?  I don’t know, but I do know that we’ve become isolated from each other to the point of emotional immobility.

I have a label on my workstation desk.  It has the magic words that we see every day all around us, but out of context, bringing some gravitas to the words.  Here’s they are:

You are here.

All we can ask is that you live that way.  Be present.  Be kind.  Be brave when you need to and be humble if honoured.

Wishing you a present, pleasant 2018.

David

 

Mueller Show Volume II


The Robert Mueller Show is now in Volume II with a guilty plea bargain from former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn.  Yes, the twenty-five day wonder from Donny John’s campaign who was either pushed or jumped from Cabinet for telling fibs to VP Pence regarding his dealings with the Godless Communists in Russia.

The plea is a guilty on Lying To The FBI, Like The Cheap Fuck You Are (the formal term) which doesn’t necessarily mean jail time, unlike some of the other charges that could have seen Flynn spending time in the system.  There have been a lot of media meatpuppets trying read the between the lines on what a plea deal might mean, with speculation running rampant.

In Mob terms, copping a plea means you are as guilty as all hell, but if you give us the head of your crew with sworn testimony in a court of law, we’ll let the the other more serious charges go by the wayside.  Don’t cooperate and then all the other bad stuff comes back.  Copping a plea also means you’re likely to testify about the heinous high crimes and misdemeanors your boss got up to at various dates, times and places, with names, addresses and phone numbers.

In Mob terms it also means you are now dead. Fortunately, contract killings are frowned upon in North American politics, so Flynn’s estate won’t have to deal with pictures of him splayed out over a bowl of pasta with two gunshot holes in the back of his head.  Even Nixon wouldn’t go that far.

Mueller already has folks down the food chain pointing up at Flynn from extensive interviews with Paul Manafort, his business partner Rick Green and George Papadopoulous, a “low-level volunteer” in the campaign who managed to sit at the big table with the candidate and other notables.

Of course in the Daily Press Conference, Sarah Huckabee Saunders is declaring that War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery and Love is Hate, in keeping with the Trump Script from 1984  Sometimes she includes a Two-Minutes Hate of Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, CNN or anyone who doubts her pie-making skills.  Why?  Because Donny John said so.

The real problem is that there is no diffuse management and layers of responsibilities between #Lyin45 and his underlings that would allow Donny John to weasel out of his responsibilities.  He is at least, according to himself, the best manager in the world, with a finger on every decision, in between rounds of golf, vacations in Florida and 6 am tweetstorms while he takes his morning dump shitting out a partly chewed filet that has been cooked well-done and covered with ketchup.

At least Nixon’s crew of savages tried to create a story line of “plausible deniability” to protect the President.  Donny John ain’t that smart.

We await Volume III