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Lord Black of Cross Harbour, also known as Conrad Black, gets to spend the next six and a half years as a guest of the US Federal Government in a Florida penitentiary.  So says the judge, Amy St. Eve, in a Chicago courtroom yesterday.  There are appeals pending, to muddy the waters for years to come and Conrad Black, with any luck, will stay on the outside of the crowbar hotel for most of it.

Also, with any luck, Lord Black will listen to his lawyers and shut the hell up while the appeals work their way through the courts.  Black is a verbal bloviator of the first order and has now discovered email, as demonstrated in series of emails with a CBC reporter, as the sentencing date came closer.  Essentially, Black has said that the time to be spent in the jug will be boring but not insurmountable.

Which speaks to remorse:  Mistah Black, he ain’t got none.  Which means, he can go to jail, serve his time and you’ll not see a tear shed here.

Bye bye Conrad.  Serves you right.

In a previous post, here, I encapsulated the events of a former Prime Minister who has/has not taken a couple of briefcases full of cash to get Air Canada to buy Airbus Industries aircraft back in the early 90’s. 

Things have developed since that post.  The current Prime Minister, Stephen "Steve" Harper found his cullions in a drawer somewhere, and has called for a federal enquiry into the episode.   Meanwhile, the former Prime Minister, Brian Mulroney, through his fartcatchers, has essentially said, "Bring it on, bitch!" in the deep baritone that Canadians all know and don’t necessarily love.

In the House of Commons, the various opposition parties have been up on their back legs during Question Period, barking and squeaking about the affair.  The tone of Question Period has devolved over the years, but it is reaching a new low, even for the Canadian parliament.  The tenor of dialogue has degenerated into "You Suck!" followed by "No, You suck!"

Now our former PM is admitting that receiving the $300,000 from Karlheinz Schreiber, was the ‘silliest thing he has done’.  Meanwhile, Karlheinz Schreiber, comfortably ensconced in a Toronto jail, awaiting extradition, was brought to Ottawa to testify in front of a Parliamentary committee about his recollections of offering Mulroney $300,000, no, make that $500,000 for services over the period of time after Mulroney left office.

Schreiber also dropped 1200 pages of correspondence with Mulroney on the desks of the committee, two or three days before he was supposed to be shipped home to Germany to face other charges, like corruption, fraud and tax evasion.  Karlheinz is not keen on going home, so he’s dribbling out the goodies, to keep his enforced residency status completely Canadian.

Scanning the love letters, reporters who have been following this case since 1992, have said that there is nothing in them that either proves, disproves or taints anyone involved any more than they currently are.  Which leaves us with some known facts: 

Karlheinz Schreiber was/was not an agent for Airbus Industries, attempting to get the Canadian Government to pressure Air Canada to buy a whack of aircraft from Airbus, instead of Boeing.

Karlheinz Schreiber had $300,000 to $500,000 in slush funds available to help grease the wheels as needed and presumably access to more money to help oil the job along.

Brian Mulroney, or one of his buddies, Fred Doucet, Elmer McKay or Frank Moores, approached, or didn’t approach, Karlheinz Schreiber who either did or didn’t approach them, with an offer of money to assist the process of getting Air Canada to buy Airbus.

Air Canada bought a whack of Airbus Industries aircraft.  Until then, they had been a fan of Boeing and the Douglas Iron Works products, including the ghastly DC-9. 

Airlines don’t make that kind of change in their fleets, as the cost of spares, training, certification and retooling the stores and logistics chains, is very heavy.  It would be like your local GM dealer deciding over the course of the afternoon to sell only Nissans starting tomorrow:  It isn’t done lightly, or easily.

Karlheinz Schreiber is facing all kinds of badness in Germany.  Up until 1993, under German tax law, it was considered a perfectly legal deduction for corporations or individuals to declare on their taxes, the amount of bribes they paid to obtain business.  Apparently Karlheinz didn’t declare his previous bribe payments correctly, which is why he’s in trouble with the German tax authorities.

There’s too much stink to ignore the whole thing and not enough hard data to replace innuendo and curious happenstance.

If you had to do it all over again, wouldn’t it be great to be an airline pilot?  The uniforms, the respect, the great pay, jetting here and there to exotic locales.  Steamy layovers in Bali with co-workers willing to engage in activities of a grown-up nature.  Oooh la la!  Dean Martin playing the heroic, debonair captain in Airport, while George Kennedy clears the runway under the frowning icy glaze of Burt Lancaster.

Which is, of course, like all good fantasies, a fabrication of Hollywood and Arthur Hailey.  Quoting out of this article, the fantasy is crumpled in the ditch. 

A starting pilot at Trans States, a regional airline that flies for American under the name American Connection, earns $22 a flight hour, with 74 hours guaranteed a month, according to AirlinePilotCentral.com, which tracks pilot salaries. That translates to an annual starting salary of $19,500. A pilot flying 1,000 hours a year — the most allowed under federal rules — would earn about $22,000.

To put it simply, the two people up at the pointy end of the aircraft are earning enough money to starve to death is most large cities.  There have ben anecdotal reports of airline pilots at regional and even some well-known main line carriers, using food banks to make ends meet.  Are the folks that we trust to do a safe, professional and competent job, focused entirely on the well being and prudent operation of the aircraft?

At $22,0000 a year, the answer is no.  They’re worried about money:  Do I pay the electrical bill, or the water bill this month?  Do I have enough groceries in the house to feed my kids, or my spouse?  Can I make the rent this month, or do I have to do some creative juggling with the credit cards, phone bill, health care premium and car payment?

Consequently, up and coming commercial pilots are bailing out of the career in record numbers, leading to shortages of qualified pilots at the larger regional and main line carriers.  The carriers are adapting by rushing prospective trainees through qualifications faster and setting the bar lower if only to get some kind of warm body in the right hand and left hand seats.  They’re not raising the wages of course, as that would cost money and jeopardize the bonuses for the boardroom beasts.

Which means the person ultimately responsible for your flight, the pilot in command, is focused on doing absolutely nothing that could potentially risk their job:  Things like asking for repairs to be done that are safety-critical, or asking for a little more gas in the tanks, in case bad weather means diverting to another airport.  Asking for things like that can get you branded a ‘troublemaker’ or ‘too cautious’ or ‘not a team player’, which means you might not get as many flight hours as someone else who says and does nothing to ruffle the feathers.

Feel like taking a flight this holiday season?  When you get on board, ask yourself if the two people at the pointy end can actually afford Christmas, especially if they have a family.  Then ask if they’re truly focused on your well-being.  We know the airline management doesn’t give a damn. 

The only reason the pilots worry about safety is this:  The Pilot is always the first on the scene of a crash. 

It sure isn’t for the money and most certainly isn’t the glamour.

Robert Dziekanski was a non-English speaking Pole who arrived in Vancouver International Airport October 14th of this year.  After 8 to 10 hours in the Immigration hall, he was Tasered by the RCMP and died a few moments later.

The video of the incident, which is here, bears watching.  However, I will caution you, it is disturbing.  Paul Pritchard, who shot the video, took all of the incident, from Dziekanski acting agitated and tossing stuff around, to the attempts of the security guards to calm him down, then the four RCMP officers confronting him.  The video ends with Dziekanski being Tasered at least twice and being cuffed by the RCMP.  Dziekanski died moments later.

We don’t know if the Taser contributed to the death, the officer kneeling on his neck, or some other reason that contributed to his immediate death, but the end result is the same:  Robert Dziekanski is dead. 

The video has received significant comment for a number of reasons, not the least of which is a demonstrated failure of the four RCMP officers to handle the situation properly.  Police in Canada are trained to use force in an appropriate manner.  There is a hierarchy of force that can be used by an officer to take control of a situation. 

At the lowest, and least deadly level, is a loud voice and firm, specific commands for someone to do something:  "Get out of the car, place your hands on the trunk and do not move." would be an example of a command attitude.  For those of us who speak English, the message is clear, concise and easy to comprehend.

In confrontations where a command attitude is not producing compliance, there are other ranges of responses:  Use of a baton, in a directional manner, or in a striking manner can resolve things.  For some of us, the mere sight of an officer taking the baton out, means things are not progressing well and are not going to end happily. 

Using a baton directionally, as in using it as a pointer, in combination with a command attitude and voice command of "Down!" or "Get over there!"  will convince many to obey, as there is an implied use of the baton to force compliance. 

Using a baton in a striking mode means discussion is over, although commands must be continued to ensure compliance.  Striking targets with a baton include the wrists, elbows, knees, thigh muscles, midsection, or to the side of the body.  If you’ve ever been hit with a baton, or been accidentally nailed with a baseball bat, or hockey stick, you know that falling over is about your only option.   

OC Spray, (Oleoresin-Capsicum) or pepper spray is higher up the spectrum of responses.  With a range of two to three meters, the hand-held dispenser can eject a stream of very debilitating fluid that burns the eyes and nasal mucosa almost instantly.  OC Spray is a stand-off weapon, meaning the officer cannot physically approach the subject for safety reasons.   

Tasers are also stand-off weapons, where the officer cannot safely approach the subject.  With a range of up to 30 feet, the electrical charge will drop almost any subject to the ground so restraint can be applied.  There is significant discussion regarding the lethality of the Taser, but generally it is considered non-lethal.

Last on the list is the firearms response, or use of deadly force.  This tends to be under the heading of "A Bad Day".  Sidearms, shotguns and other firearms are lethal weapons, even if they fire beanbags or rubber bullets.  Up close enough, moving fast enough and aimed at the head, a bag of marshmallows could kill someone if launched from a firearm.

The reason I’ve detailed this short list of responses is to remind you that police have a range of things they can do.  They are trained to escalate only as necessary, based on the situation at hand. 

Confronted with a gun-wielding subject, who is firing rounds at them, the officer will skip over the earlier steps and reach for the sidearm.  That’s perfectly sensible, but well trained officers will also continue to demand compliance with a command attitude. 

If the subject seems agitated from something other than the obvious, officers are trained to talk the subject down to determine exactly what the problem is.  A subject screaming about blue lemons and the dragons, while waving a gun is having other issues that reside inside their head.  They’re not necessarily looking to kill everyone nearby. 

A subject screaming "You’ll never take me alive!" is not someone to be taken lightly, especially if they’re firing back, with well-aimed rounds.

Confronted with a very angry subject waving a knife or other cutting weapon, less lethal methods can be used.  Establishing a four or five person perimeter to close off escape routes and commanding the subject to comply may or may not be the first step.  For that kind of circumstance, OC Spray, then physical restraint would probably be prudent.

Confronted with an unarmed, but agitated subject, a command attitude and using the baton directionally would probably be enough to ensure compliance then, physical restraint to ensure officer safety.  In the even the subject becomes violent, the baton could be used as a striking weapon to ensure compliance.

In any of the cases, the first step is a command attitude:  Evaluate the reasons for the activity and take control of the situation through verbal commands and body language.

Where this all falls to pieces is a subject who does not speak English.  Robert Dziekanski seemed to recognize that the officers were the Police and appeared to be heading towards compliance, but the officers couldn’t understand what he was saying.

There was little or no attempt at communication with the subject.

There was no attempt to establish a perimeter to control the subject’s movement. 

There was no attempt to get the subject to sit down on the floor, or go prone. 

There was no pause to get a supervisor, or an interpreter to command Robert Dziekanski in a language he understood. 

There was no attempt to physically restrain the unarmed subject by all four officers acting in concert.  Dziekanski wasn’t a small man, but he wasn’t 280 lbs of hard muscle either. 

There was no use of the baton.

There was no use of OC Spray.

The officers, based on what I have seen on the video tape, walked up to the unarmed subject, figured out they couldn’t communicate with him, and shot him with the Taser, then used significant physical force to put him in restraints.

The training that the officers received teaches them exactly how to act and react.  The training was not followed.  Robert Dziekanski is dead.

There will be investigations, inquests and commissions to find out all the facts, but the first look, assuming Robert Dziekanski had no pre-existing medical conditions, indicated that the RCMP skipped over a number of steps and used excessive physical force, in association with the Taser to put him in restraints.

For this, we should be very, very angry.  And very, very ashamed.  The RCMP is better than that.

The reasons soldiers go to war are a varied as the soldiers themselves.  Some were called to the great adventure by their friends, some were escaping economic stagnation.  Others felt is was their duty to defend their land.  Many were invited and didn’t get to decline the invitation by the governments involved. 

Each person then became part of a greater organization, through training, repetition, discipline and shared experience, both good and bad.  No matter how they got there and why they got there, they did their duty when commanded.  You don’t have to agree with the reasons they were there, as wars are always a question of sides, but you have to respect the dedication of the individuals involved.

That dedication is what we remember on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month.

Leave the politics aside.  Remember the dedication of those who served and the sacrifice so many made. 

In an Associated Press article, nearly two dozen illegal immigrants were arrested on Wednesday at Chicago’s O’Hare airport, with fake airside security passes.  On the face of it, one would think it is just another story of illegals being used to cut corners.  Digging a little deeper, the story actually illustrates just how messed up the whole Homeland Security system is.

The reason Homeland Security was put forward by President Jo Jo the Idiot Boy was to combine all the forces available into one manageable organization to protect the US from terrorists.  Post 9-11, this seemed like a sensible idea:  A super-agency designed to protect everyone by protecting, vetting and investigating all the things that come into the country or exist in the country that are very important, like water supplies, the power grid and items of National Importance. 

To help the Department of Homeland Paranoia, very powerful laws were passed, not the least of which was the Patriot Act, which violates most of the US Constitution.  Several billion dollars in budget were set aside to help Homeland Paranoia ramp up the technology to protect the US. 

Tom Ridge, the original head of Homeland Paranoia, was the one who helped create the Terror Threat scale.  Remember that colour-coded Paranoia Pez dispenser?  CNN used to run it on the bottom of the screen, almost always pinned on Yellow, occasionally bubbling into Orange, but never into Green.  Tom was also the guy who said you should and could defend yourself against terrorist bioweapons with duct tape and plastic sheeting.  He meant well. 

There were all kinds of stories about fabulous technology that would sniff bombs in baggage and imaging technology that would show the screeners if the person in the booth waxed their Secret Garden, or let it grow wild.  Naturally, taking off your shoes became the norm to get on a plane, especially post- Richard Reid, the loon (and lone) shoe bomber.

Never mind that freight and passenger trains were never protected.  Intercity busses were never screened and drivers in private cars were never stopped, unless at the border and then only to make sure they didn’t have sausages, citrus fruit, or too many people in the trunk. 

As for shipping?  Homeland Paranoia and the Transportation Security Agency will only admit that a percentage of containers are checked.  Needless to say illegal immigrants kept coming to the US, usually in containers, or over the fence, neither of which are protected, checked or patrolled.

With Hurricane Katrina, we got proof that Homeland Paranoia couldn’t organize a bowel movement, let alone respond to a legitimate emergency:  They were too busy matching pants to shirts, making us take off our belts at the airport, X-raying Aunt Hazel’s walker and forcing women to chug breast milk to prove it wasn’t explosive. 

The O’Hare story merely underlines how broken things have become.  People were walking around airside with secure passes that had nothing to do with the actual person carrying it.  Nobody checked.  Nobody held the pass up next to the face of the burly, bearded, bearer and said:  "You’re not a 22 year old woman named Marlene.  Who are you and why are you near an airplane?"

The fix is so simple that it barely bears repeating:  Technology will not and cannot replace vigilant human beings. 

For all the expensive UAV’s flying circles over a reservoir or wiretapped emails, linking someone to someone else, nothing stops security breaches like a human.  Face recognition doesn’t work, nor do fingerprint scanners, implanted RFID chips, or the laughable "Trusted Shipper" program. 

All it takes is one grumpy, suspicious, security guard to stop random workers and match up the faces to pictures on the passes.

Or one grumpy, suspicious border guard to say "Bullshit.  Open the truck up." 

Or one grumpy, suspicious cop guarding a nuclear reactor saying "You’ve been parked here for four hours, staring at the building and the building hasn’t moved.  Let’s see some ID, now."

That’s all it takes.  Nothing more than humans.

It seems that a previous Prime Minister of Canada took a dive and is now wriggling around on the canvas of scandal, again.

Brian Mulroney, our PM from 1984 to 1993 was involved in the decision of Air Canada to buy a large fleet of aircraft from Airbus Industrie.  Legally, Mulroney sued and won a decision for unfair prosecution after he left office, so legally, he didn’t peddle influence as PM. 

Except now, Mulroney, in a roundabout way, admits he received $300,000.  Was it from someone, who was acting as a friend of a friend, to get Air Canada to buy a few billion worth of Airbus jets?  We don’t know and Mulroney isn’t talking.

(Personal Disclosure:  I’ve met Mulroney more than once, written speeches for him, and directed his 50th birthday video for the Party.  It was in a previous career, unrelated to what I do now. I am not a member of any political party and frankly, would never join any political party that wants me as a member)

Brian Mulroney’s history as Prime Minister of Canada is regarded as "mixed", meaning people either thought he did many good things while in office, or was a "lying scumbag who destroyed our country".  There really is no middle ground opinion about The Right Honourable Martin Brian Mulroney, PC, CC, GOQ.

In any event, with the $300,000 finally showing up, the media is starting to swarm.  It would seem that the $300,000 arrived over a year and a half, in cash.  Not cheques, or bank drafts, or gift certificates, just plain old bundles of cash in bags and suitcases. 

Most people tend not to walk around with bricks of bucks in the pocket or purse.  There are trades where it is normal to have a cabbage:  High stakes gambling comes to mind, as well as street corner drug wholesale distribution. 

There are urban-fable stories of drywall contractors ambling into the Jaguar dealership, just off the job site, covered in mud, sweat and dust, then whipping out a wad of cash to buy their car, cash, now, on the spot.  For the rest of us mere mortals, we cut a certified cheque for that kind of expenditure.

Which makes the $300,000 in cash from Karlheinz Schreiber even more suspect.  Cash has the benefit of not being traceable: It simply appears in the bank account, bumping the numbers upwards. 

Mulroney’s 1997 settlement of the lawsuit against the Government of Canada, regarding unfair prosecution, was $2,100,000.  I suspect the Government of Canada didn’t hand over bricks of cash to Mulroney’s lawyers.  In all likelihood they used a certified cheque.  A traceable, auditable, cheque. 

The most damming evidence regarding the $300,000 is that Mulroney’s tax folks went back to Revenue Canada and amended his income for 1993 and 1994, to reflect extra income of some sort and to pay the tax on it.  This makes one think that Revenue Canada was intensely investigating Mulroney and the amended returns were a way to keep the tax man at bay.  One would also suspect that Revenue Canada had evidence of the payments, possibly from his bank records.

To quote Ronco ads on TV:  "But wait, that’s not all!"  Her Majesty’s Official Opposition is demanding our current PM, Stephen "Steve" Harper open an official investigation of the settlement with Mulroney.  Harper is stonewalling so hard, he’s getting calluses on his hands from piling up the concrete blocks.   

Which begs the question, Why?  Yes, Brian Mulroney is a former Progressive Conservative Prime Minister, but the Progressive part of the party was taken out and shot four years ago. 

There are no Progressives left, except in one place:  The back rooms of the Conservative Party.  Those people who were willing to grease up and work with the brownshirts of the Reform Party when the two parties amalgamated in the Night of the Long Knives, October 16th, 2003.  There you will find those who owe much to Mulroney and will protect Mulroney until death or dementia set in. 

They’ve got Harper onside, either by dragging Harper face-first across the PMO carpet and giving him wool sock static shocks to the nostrils, or reminding Harper that the only reason he is PM, is the backroom brokers who put the money and brains together to make it happen.  If Stevie doesn’t play along, all the organization and fund raising skills at the Conservative Party War Room will suddenly disappear.  Ergo, our current PM is piling up the stones for the wall.        

Mulroney did some good things in office and did some things that were terrible.  I used to be of the ‘mixed’ feelings camp, but now?  We need some clarification from the man himself. 

We won’t get it, but we need it.

General Pervez Musharraf has shut Pakistan down in the last couple of days.  The media is closed, the phone lines are down and Martial Law has been declared.  For those of you, like me who were educated in public schools by overworked teachers, you’re reasonably sure Pakistan is near India and that’s about it.

Short Factoids:  161 Million people, stuck in the top left-hand corner of India between Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan.  It is the sixth-largest population in the world.  Pakistan declared independence from England in 1947 and became an Islamic republic in 1956.  The history goes back to dawn of time, Pakistan being part of the general region of the cradle of civilization around the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. 

There was also an East Pakistan at one time, on the other side of India.  In 1971, East Pakistan rebranded as Bangladesh.  As India is mostly Hindi, Pakistan is mostly Muslim, which explains why the two have never been the best of friends.

Military governments have been the norm, essentially from 1956, with the occasional lurch into democracy.  Zulfikar Ali Bhutto (Benazir Bhutto’s dad) was prime minister under the Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) in the 70’s, but was executed in 1979  under the directives of General Muhammad Zia-ul-Haq.  At the same time India and Pakistan were fighting over Kashmir and Bangladesh was trying to separate. 

In short, Pakistan has a very difficult, turbulent and violent political history, with everyone involved at one time or another, behaving badly.  None of the various groups in power have been especially virtuous, each determined to hold on to power at all costs.

However, there is another problem:  Pakistan and India have nuclear weapons.  India and Pakistan both have missiles that can potentially throw their nuclear weapons a goodly distance.  Which is why political unrest in that corner of the world is fraught.  India could be nervous about loons gaining control over Pakistan and hurling some bad news over the border. 

Conceptually, India could invade or nuke Pakistan to preclude a first-strike.  Conceptually, if a fundamentalist group takes control over the Pakistan government, they’ll have their fingers on the trigger.  If democracy takes hold again, the Pakistan military might not like the direction an elected parliament is heading, and set off another military coup, using a battle with India as the pretext for a coup.  Or Iran on the border, or Iraq, or Afghanistan, or al-Qaeda cement-heads.     

How many potential moves are there in that chess game?  Even Deep Blue, the IBM chess playing computer that took on Gary Kasparov, would gag a processor trying to figure that out.

The International Space Station has some problems.  There’s some rips in the solar cells, and some wiring that was torn up.  On the ground, this is under the heading of call a handyman, or get the tools, including gaffer tape, some wire and a set of Vice-Grips.  However, we are talking about the International Space Station, so it isn’t quite that easy. 

The tasks, insanely complicated, are more or less this:  Go fix a huge Venetian blind awning and rewire the clothes dryer two stories up on the roof, on a wobbly ladder, at night, wearing a parka, four pairs of gloves and sunglasses.  By the way, we can’t turn the dryer off, you have to work on it, while it’s running, with a load of rocks and sneakers, on a trampoline.

Mission Specialists Scott Parazynski and Doug Wheelock began the spacewalk, the mission’s fourth, at 6:03 a.m. and just wrapped it up, successfully.  About all that was missing was a can of WD-40 and some cussing.  Way kewl.

It is so rare that Canada winds up in the news, but we’ve managed to do it a few times in the past few weeks.  First up, the Dalai Lama is in Canada, doing the speaking tour thing, which begs the headline, Hello Dalai

The world’s politicians and the public needs to unite to resolve current international problems through a holistic manner that puts global responsibility at the forefront. That was the message of a speech Sunday delivered by Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, to thousands of people gathered at the Ottawa Civic Centre.

The exiled Tibetan Buddhist leader told the audience that there is a gap between perception and reality. "We have to look at the whole world as part of (ourselves)," he said. "Destruction of a part of the world is the destruction of yourself." (Source: CTV.CA)

Naturally, some diplomats are bent out of shape that China will be upset over Canada welcoming the Dalai Lama and letting him meet our Prime Minister.  Note to China:  Nobody cares who meets our Prime Minister and half his cabinet has no idea where Tibet is on a map. 

(CBC News)  Canada’s military exports have more than tripled over the past seven years, a CBC News investigation has learned.  Over the past seven years, Canada has exported $3.6 billion in military goods. Canada now exports more arms and military goods than it imports.

The surge in exports has made Canada the sixth-biggest supplier of military goods to the world, according to the most recent report by the U.S. Congressional Research Service.  The government’s last annual report to Parliament, for 2002, showed that military exports had climbed to $678 million from $304 million in 1997.

But the full extent of Canada’s military exports is hard to track with precision, because for the past four years the federal government has not released annual reports providing detailed information to Parliament.

Canada is #6 on the Arms Exporter List?  We’re up there with the US, Russia, China, France and the UK?  What the hell happened to India, the Czech Republic, Israel and Germany?  Try harder you guys.

(CTV.CA)The Canadian dollar continued to soar Monday reaching 104.69 cents US, a peak not seen in more than 47 years. The gains by the loonie, often considered a ‘petro-currency,’ come as oil prices also reached a new trading high today.

The Canadian dollar has so far gained three-quarters of a U.S. cent since closing Friday.  The last time the loonie traded this high was early 1960 — when John Diefenbaker was prime minister.  Since the beginning of the year, the loonie has risen more than 18 cents US.

"In the U.S., they are pondering cutting interest rates (this week) and that has a tendency to weaken your currency," BNN’s Michael Kane said Monday.

This must be one of the Seven Signs of the End of Days.  Even Canadians are puzzled why our dollar is worth more than the US Dollar.  All we have to do is convince our retailers to actually reflect the change in prices they’re paying. 

Naturally, the retail monkeys are complaining about having to lower prices to reflect the new economic reality.  The nine American tourists in Canada this week are bitching about how much everything costs up here, just like normal.

(CBC.CA)Award-winning research by Ottawa biochemists into technology that makes dark skin fairer is renewing controversy about a type of cosmetic product worth billions in Asian markets.  Two graduate students at Carleton University, Pratik Lodha and Eman Ahmed-Muhsin, have been developing Gloriel, a skin-lightening cream based on Nobel Prize-winning gene-silencing technology.

The product won $5,000 as a finalist in the 2007 Student Technology Venture Challenge, an annual business competition for post-secondary students in eastern Ontario and western Quebec.

The research has also been awarded additional funding from Carleton University and the inventors hope to patent it in two years so they can sell the rights to a cosmetic giant such as L’Oreal.

Please tell me that there is someone in another country trying to come up with a skin-darkening cosmetic.  I’m tired of being one of millions of average looking white guys with all the power, money and control over the entire free world. 

Wouldn’t it be cool to come to work with a blue or green or purple skin?  Not as makeup either:  I’m talking gene slicing and making my whole body go mottled orange, like 1974-vintage shag rug or avocado green, like a 1972 Frigidaire stove. 

Ultimate retro cool without undergoing full-body tattooing?  That’s a fashion statement, not this pasty-ass Caucasian crap.