Monthly Archives: June 2025

Our Regularly Scheduled Programme


We got side tracked a bit by events from the US who did/did not completely destroy/obliterate/dent/modestly annoy Iran’s nuclear capabilities depending on what colour Kool-Aid you drink.

We had intended to cover off some of the vacation, so that’s what we’ll do.

With another couple of long-standing and his Mom we arranged accommodation at an Air B&B on Lake Huron for seven days of disconnection and reconnection with the outdoors. If you don’t know Lake Huron, it is one of the Great Lakes and we were located near Wiarton Ontario right on the shoreline, essentially looking at the halfway point of the thumb of Michigan. Lake Huron is a couple of hundred kilometers wide at that point, so we couldn’t actually see Michigan, but that should locate our Amerikan readers.

Getting there from home in Ottawa would normally be a seven-hour highway drive, door to door, but we had slightly different plans. One of Marylou’s senior colleagues was retiring and there was a going away ‘do’ for the colleague in the suburbs of Toronto, out near the airport. Marylou wanted to be there to wish the colleague well, so we stopped for the evening at a hotel near the restaurant. The fascinating thing with the hotel is that it is located about 500 meters from the PAPI (Precision Approach Position Indicator) for runway 24L at YYZ. As in right in the friggin’ flightpath, just outside the perimeter fence! Looking out of the hotel room window, aircraft are going right over your head. Look downrange and you can watch the landing lights in the ATC lineup stretching back miles on the final approach of several flights per hour. Turkish, KLM, Air France, WestJet, Porter, Air Canada and most of the US mainline carriers whistled by our fourth floor window.

Next day we pointed the GPS at our destination and rolled in a few hours later.

The first thing you notice getting out of the car is the lack of noise. There is no hum of traffic, the steady drone of air conditioners or the usual city sounds of trucks, construction noises or animals making their presence heard. Instead you hear wind moving trees and leaves around a little bit with the coda of small wind-driven waves barely brushing against the rocky shore. Then a gull cry or the sweet chirp of a robin.

The second thing you notice is the air, filling your nose and your lungs. We live in a city, not one with particularly large manufacturing concerns, mostly office folk, so there is no grand evidence of the economy working. The old saying in Cornwall was if the air stinks, then the people are working. (Cornwall had a large papermill for years and years) Ottawa doesn’t do that, but we still have the noticeable pong of a few hundred thousand people moving around each day in cars, busses and transit.

The air at the lake? Cool and sweet, fresh from blowing across the lake. The occasional waft of something like decaying water grass, but natural and welcoming, never offensive or intrusive. The smell of rocks and soil and sunshine, which can never be adequately described, but is so very calming.

That’s the fascinating part of vacation, you feel the city, the stress, the high-performance vibe, the constant striving, grasping and pressure flowing out of your fingertips, dripping on the ground, leaving your body, turning to dust then blowing away in the breeze.

The usual glad to see you, you guys take this room, we’ve got this one, working up a grocery list, how was the drive, did you see the whatever. Unpack, sort stuff out, have a coffee and sit on the deck. Fortunately the couple we’re with are longtime friends and serial vacationers with us, so dialogue is never obligated or forced and long silences looking out the window are expected and respected.

There were a few drives around the area, being near Wiarton, Ontario, we were obligated by our citizenship to visit the statue to Wiarton Willie. For those who don’t know the story, Wiarton Willie is the weather-predicting groundhog, who every February is forcibly taken from his den and shown the sky, while trying to scratch his handlers to death and pissing on everyone in a two meter radius as he is scared stupid and only half awake being yelled at by the gathered not unsubstantial crowd yelling his name. Legend has it, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of Winter. If he doesn’t see his shadow, Spring will arrive in a month and a half. Or, it is the opposite?

Facing due West, there were several gorgeous sunsets and naturally, several delicious meals, as our travelling companions are like us: We love to eat good, well-prepared delicious food, savouring in tastes and presentations. We swapped duties back and forth and made sure we dined well every day. There were day trips around the area, including a boat tour from Tobermory around Flower Pot island, an old shipwreck in-shore, viewable with the glass-bottom of the cruise boat and some other tourist sites. Nothing challenging, no zip-lines, no cliff climbing. Simple relaxation.

We’ll continue in the next posting, but for now that’s the setup. More to come.

The Expected Shitshow


I was going to write about our vacation, but events external to us have moved up the list. Specifically the US under Diaper Donald, the Grifter in Chief, launching an airstrike on Iran and the political fallout that is following along as expected.

That the airstrike was well-orchestrated and carried out flawlessly is a given. The mechanics were excellent and as expected from professional US DoD planners, technicians and strategists. No argument with that, very well done. Did Diaper Don have anything to do with it, aside from saying “Go”? Highly unlikely, otherwise his Secretary of Defense, the DUI hire, Pete Hegseth would have told all his friends and the neighbours around Mar-A-Grifto about it. About all Donny did was point at the plans and selected the with one with the prettiest highlighter colour.

The reason he selected it are manifold.

Starters, media and politicians alike are demanding the long-promised release of the Epstein Files, where Donny’s name figures prominently.

Second: The Economy. Yes, it is cratering in the US because the tariffs are actually doing what tariffs do: Raise prices for the end-user consumer. A 50% tariff on steel means that the cost of a new car just bumped up by about $4000 by one estimate and that doesn’t include the cost bump on trucks, trailers, rail cars, kitchen hardware, electrical transmission towers, girders, steel roofs and so on. Manufacturers have refused to eat the higher prices, so they pass them on and often magically add another percentage for the paperwork and government paperwork submissions.

ICE Agents, with full face coverings and no visible identification kidnapping people off the street without a warrant, explanation, or even an polite howdy do. There is one clip circulating where a bystander was trying to take a picture of the ICE agent’s license plate. The Agent pulled his weapon and pointed it at the bystander and told him to back off or die. Another bystander caught the whole scene. There are significant rumours that many of the ICE agents are not even police officers, either local, state or federal regardless of department. Any sworn police officer has to have a warrant card and be able to produce it on request, or a visible badge number and name. These are not agents, they are paid thugs trying to help Stephen Miller get to 3,000 deportations a day, regardless of due process.

The term than comes to mind is Brownshirts (Nazi party thugs, circa 1933) or GESTAPO (Geheime Statz Polizi – Secret State Police) circa 1936.

Then there is the general cluster of morons cluttering up Washington DC, all barking for airtime and the benevolent tweet from the Grifter-in-Chief. By the way, the Trump Cell phone is yet another in the long line of grifts, starting with sneakers, loyalty cards, Citizenship fast-track grifts, watches, guitars and the rest. He learned from Trump Steaks, Vodka, University and Mattresses that licensing his shit means money in his pocket. Maybe he could help pay for E. Jean Carrol’s judgement against him and toss a couple of bucks to Rudi Giulliani. Just sayin…

Then there’s the two flagpoles at the White House, one of which is right in the flightpath of Marine One when it lands on the lawn. Or paving over the White House Rose Garden and not talking about the Qatari 747-800 that he asked for.

So many distractions, and the bombing in Iran is just a bigger distraction with nuclear implications and millions of potential deaths so the Toddler-in-Chief and his fart catchers can distract us from the parade float of everything else horrible that he’s done.

Sorry, but I don’t recall anyone else but Amerika being responsible for all this sewage. Perhaps someone should do something about it.

Schadenfreude


Definition: Literally harm-joy per Wikipedia or taking pleasure in someone else’s misfortune. Which, of course, applies to Elon and Diaper Don spitting on each other like the toddlers they both are.

The piles of lies, which we and other media have pointed out since Trump 1.0, the endless grifting, then Trump 2.0 and DOGE cuts, not cuts, massive savings, um, no, then judges, education, lawyers, health care, retirement savings and the cratering of Tesla stocks. Then Elon pulls the yellow pin with two toxic words: Epstein Files.

The GOP/MAGA inbred folks have never wanted to acknowledge the existence of the Epstein Files, despite the US AG saying she has them and will release them in a day or two, two months ago. They don’t want to release them because Diaper Don is all over them as a guest at Epstein’s Love Island, likely center-punching several underaged women since shortly after whothefuckcares?

The schadenfreude comes with you and I watching all this happen. Now, is this polite and nice? No and we do not care. Trump and Musk who manufactured these crises, disputes, lies and arrests are the causal elements of this complete shitstorm.

We’re getting the popcorn maker down from the cupboard, as now the mainstream media has found their genitals and are starting to do actual reporting.

Daddy Elon and Daddy Donny are Divorcing (During Pride no less!)


If you’ve been following the latest shitstorm out of the US yesterday and today you will know that the MAGA Daddy Elon has said that the Big Beautiful Bill sucks a load of dick. It’s a fraud, a massive lie, will do nothing for Amerikans and will increase the debt by some huge number.

Meanwhile MAGA Daddy Donny has said that Elon was unliked by Cabinet and Barron. Stephen Miller disliked Elon ’cause Elon was shanking Miller’s wife, etc. etc.

Elon retaliated with Trump is all over the Epstein Files and Donny is afraid to release the files and be a documented pedo, as well as a convicted sexual abuser.

Does this not sum up the entire MAGA movement?

Two Daddy figures that everyone must obey, both men, neither particularly bright, or honest.

Two Daddy figures who inherited money and never did an honest days’ work with their hands.

Two Daddy figures who would steal, lie, cheat, fudge, shade, bribe and break any and all laws and then deny they did it, or deny that any of it applies to them, then sue the judge for daring to apply the laws to them.

Two Daddy figures with egos large enough to have separate area codes.

Two Daddy figures who have no vague idea how to maintain some kind of consensual relationship with a female of the species unless they transactionally pay for it, grab a handful of it, or bury the body on a golf course.

Two Daddy figures who have no spiritual aspect to their personalities; one cannot say what his favourite passage in the Bible is but professes bigly knowledge of said Bible

Two Daddy figures who are both grifters on a massive scale, primarily from taxpayer dollars, but also from their economically marginalized supporters.

And so on.

Let us examine the catfight from an independent lens.

MAGA fans worshiping two (!) Daddy figures. That sure sounds CIS gendered to me and isn’t that what MAGA wants? A traditional set of family values ( Note to WordPress, we need a sarcasm font) for the support of Amerikan Family Values! Um, two Daddys?

MAGA fans wanted honest governance to “Drain The Swamp”. They got one who lives and dies on the government subsidies for his EV car business, his space rocket business and his internet business. The other signed +200 Executive orders cutting core government programs, ignoring states’ pleas for disaster assistance and demanded several large law firms pony up millions in free work for him and possibly for the government, or they wouldn’t get ANY federal business, be blacklisted and booted out of every federal building.

MAGA wanted someone to make America Great, meaning respected, leading on the world stage and building wealth beyond measure. The G7 has invited the US to get fucked. Canada, the closest and best neighbour has Elbows Up as the ending of the national anthem, O Canada. Travel from Canada to the US has dropped by 49%, approximately 10 Billion dollars this year alone. The EU said #FAFO and Trump folded like a tissue paper tent in a rainstorm. China said the same thing and the tariffs went from 145% to 15% in a classic Art Of The Deal strategy. The strategy in Art Of The Deal is called “Wave your dick around like a bully then cry like a little bitch when we kick you in the balls and invite you to go fuck yourself”

Folks, Amerika is not Number 1, by any measure, except sheer stupidity. The rest of the world does not trust you, believe you, or even admire you a little bit. Amerika has become a laughing stock. Nobody wants your products or services, in fact many countries have countervailed duties making your stuff too expensive to buy and are encouraging local purveyors of the same stuff, Canada being a good example: Millions of shoppers putting “Made In Amerika” products back on the shelf, but upside down so we know not to touch them. They rot on the shelves and we send them back.

You were promised so much winning. You got two Daddy figures who are getting a nasty divorce, in Pride Month, which is tellingly ironic. They’re spitting on each other like snotty kids in Grade Three.

The rest of the world will welcome you back, personally and perhaps financially, after you get rid of those two Daddy figures. They are your problem.

A majority of you elected them. Amerika is better than this and smarter than this. Your Constitution has the needed provisions. You’ve shown the courage before and you are deep down still brave enough to do it again.

Yes, you got scared on 9/11, we all did, but we’ve sucked it up and so can you.

But YOU have to do it. And we’ll be here once you get it done, but until then, we’re moving on without you.