Here’s sample of language police-actionable items. Feel free to add your own.
"I am not personally knowledgeable about the information, but it has been reliably communicated to me that the basal temperature of the primary sexual organs of Innu human females is significantly lower than the median temperature of other human females."
"The conclusion of the event will commence after the vocal rendition of the generously proportioned female soloist"
And now the translations? I will leave them up to you.
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