Since I am pig and make no apologies about it…here is the Gulf War Correspondent Betty or Wilma List from Google.com
Christine Amanpour: Not even with Ari Fleischer’s
Lisa Rose Williams(?): OK, but she’s got no hogans
Suzanne Malveaux: Anyone with a last name of “Bad Veal” is deserving. The 1942 hairstyle is a great touch, as long as she’s in garters.
Lisa Laflamme: Only in desperation if you get hand cramps.
Paula Zahn: Until my ears bleed and you smell burning rubber
Rym Brahimi: Stack it with Lisa Rose Williams and I say ‘yeah..baby’
Victoria Clarke: Only over the hood of a HUMMVEE wearing camouflage chaps
Candy Crowley: Sure, why not? Probably bounces like Silly Putty in a tile wall bathroom.
Kelly Wallace: Could be a fun weekend but needs tequila.
Mrs. S. Hussein: Shock and Awe result when you find out she’s a guy.
As for those who are so utterly appalled by this posting, check today’s date please.
RoadDave 