MickeyDee’s is changing the formulation for the oil that are used to drown the fries and McNuggets and Hash Browns. It is going to be 30% less Saturated Fat and Transfatty acids.
Since MickeyDee used to put beef fat in the oil to give the fries that beefy feeling. Then some Muslims got bent that they weren’t informed that sacred cow bits were in the fries. Oh and vegetarians got kinda out of joint.
Since I’m in the head office city of McD, I have done extensive research on this. The new ingredient in the McD grease is…veal fat and baby seal fat.
They figured out that they couldn’t BUY free publicity like this, so Phase 2 is revealing the secret ingredient. I predict that the Muslims, Vegetarians, salad bar freaks, tree huggers and stream tasters will go fully ballistic when this is revealed, generating even more free publicity for McFood.
Incidentally, Soylent Green, is people….
RoadDave 